molly rant

A tirade in which the listener or other participates of the conversation are effectively silenced until the ranter run out of steam. Coined for Molly Wood, CNET podcaster and infamous ranter.

Any Molly rant on her CNET podcasts like Buzz Out Loud.

by morphined October 29, 2007

Milly

A name suitable for both genders. A buff girl who loves to exercise and has an amazing ass. Is prone to sweating a lot, and likes to play sport and hunt axolotls in her spare time. Very sassy and loves food (any food).

I wish I was a cool Milly!

by Coolgurl4lyf July 24, 2014

Milly Thompson

A woman who is tall in stature and small in brain power. Also, usually likes pudding and is attracted to darkhaired men who are ruggedly handsome.

From the Japanese Anime television show Trigun, which featured a woman of this description with the same name.

"Wow, I saw this woman in the grocery store today who was a complete Milly Thompson. She was even buying pudding!"

by silverarm January 17, 2004

Molly Mule

A female that seemingly continues to become impregnated over and over again. May also be refered to a Fertile Myrtle. Molly Mules typically have 3 or more children and usually reproduce right after the last C section has healed.

I can't believe my brother fell for Carla. I warned him she's a Molly Mule. Now look at his ass. Works three jobs, has six kids and she won't let him get snipped since she thinks she wants another.

Poor fucker.

by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2015

Molly

Molly is unique, talented, and always interesting. She will make you regret meeting her, because no one will ever compare to her. She's someone that you fight for. Spend time with Molly's and make sure you take in everything they say. They are creative, ambitious, and addictive. They love only the most choice music and movies. They will argue with a brick wall, but that wall is lucky to have her attention. Molly's are everything but normal in the best way possible.

There's only one Molly.

by unclemoney April 13, 2015

Molly

Molly is a truly beautiful person you can always have a swell time with. She is unbelievably sexy and a smart ass bitch! If you hit on a Molly your gonna be trippin and full of love cause she is full of love. She also is really funny, honest and caring! Make sure you have a Molly in your lives, folks.

Cheers to you, Molly!

by Moloca April 20, 2015

Molly

A friend. Molly is smart, committed, a hard worker, opinionated yet liberal, compassionate, dedicated, a great listener, funny and sometimes perverse. If you let this girl into your life you will never regret it.She claims she has blue eyes but many would say hazel with gold in the middle. You can tell she has been crying when they turn gray. She will care and love you if you give her the chance. Never hurt Molly because if you do you will regret the decision and make one of the biggest mistakes of your love life. You don’t want to break Molly’s heart because her trust never deserves to be broken. Many things can be said about her but her true potential is truly limitless. Molly is unique and not easily defined. Molly is one who you can turn to in your time of need. Molly does not pass judgment unless it is due. Molly has a great taste for music. Someone who you can speak to on the phone for hours on end and the conversation never dulls. Molly does wonders in the kitchen. Molly's get sad and cry easily so be careful. Mollys are taken for granted, people don't appreciate them enough. Molly always make sure others are happy before themselves. Mollys are pretty, musical, happy, confident and amazing friends. One of the most caring people you'll ever meet! Hilarious when you get understand her sense of humor! A little bit of a nut job....in the most funny way!! Very intelligent and super good at baking! You just have to love her!

Guy 1: dude im thinking of asking this girl out
Guy 2: who?
Guy 1: Molly
Guy 2: I heard shes great at baking.
Guy 1: yea.

by bishwashere August 15, 2014