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Emrani mug

the sexiest mug that exist with the pictures of a firm man who likes to make children clap
Holy fucking shit. I want to bang the Emrani mug so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to the Facebook I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of him online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with Emrani mug. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Emrani mug's tight coffee pussy. I want him to have my mutant human/mug babies.
Fuck, my fucking mom caught me with the crocky. I'd take it and went to fucking town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away all of the crockery. I might not ever get to see Emrani mug again.
by Arminsweats March 16, 2022
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Mug Runcher

Dyslexic Lesbian, this term can also be used to indicate lesbian with low IQ.
That butch Mug Runcher over at the bar is just so dumb she wears her dungarees backwards.
by sue the rottweiler March 5, 2008
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mugged off

to have to piss taken from, to be disrespected, unfairly treated etc.
by tunaroll May 15, 2015
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car mugged

When a theif breaks into your car and steals objects or car parts
Last night I left my doors unlocked and someone car mugged my brand new radio!
by CallieT January 23, 2008
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tug mug

Australian Army slang term for a fleshlight.
“Oi smithy check out me new tug mug”
“Damn that’s pretty gucci ay”
by yawhatcunt April 22, 2020
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mug night

A specific night, typically weekly, where a local bar offers an extremely large quantity of beer for a very economical price in a mug branded by the bar. For a nominal fee, you can purchase a mug, which you can use again week after week. Usually very cheap beer, and typically offered by college bars. Example: 32 oz. of PBR for $1 with mug.
Guy: dude, wanna go to mug night?
Other guy: I can't, I have a test tomorrow morning. Stupid registrar, only schedules this class for 8AM MWF.
Guy: That sucks!
by Dave J. H. April 14, 2008
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mug

a term used to refer to someone
"what's up mug" similar to "what's up foo"
by kamhp May 13, 2005
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