mow my lawn

every mexican has heard this

I need some beaners to mow my lawn

by NOGREENCARD? October 10, 2023

me mow

As I find myself slowly drift away from eating pastrami, I wonder how dogs eat rain. Me Mow. Me Mow is a very special word to me. It makes me feel like buzz. I hope one day I can eat rocks and smell Ikea furniture outside hammer. Eek I feel like pool water oozes from the air.

"Where'd you get that big tog?"
"Me mow."

by memowboy October 4, 2022

Mowe

Japanese ritual of "cuddling" with a lawn after mowing it. You first mow it, the you mowe it.

Said to stem from the Emperor Jemma's praise Amaterasu, the sun godess who is said to be connected in direct bloodline with Emperor Jemma. The tradition was founded around 660 BC and has evolved into a personal form of meditation since the Meiji Restoration in 1867.

Person1 "Imma mow that lawn, then I'm gonna mowe it. "
Person2 "Dope"
Person 3 "

メレディス、私はあなたを持ってきた"

by Japanese expert 123 June 14, 2018

Mowing

another word for sex idk. so many words are like that why not add another

oh yeah sorry i just came back from mowing my wife

by LegitimateContributor July 13, 2023

Mow the lawn

Sleep with a milf. Often times a result of mowing the lawn in front of her.

Did you see Mrs. Johnson the other day? She was looking so fine!

See her? I mow the lawn with her

by Jnasty60 November 29, 2019

I go mow

When you’re excited all the hip to the jive kids say “I go mow”

Man 1: hey are you up for zip lining ?
Man 2: yeah man, I go mow!

by Hip to the jive go mow April 24, 2018

mow

Catty or sarcastic immediate reply that could be considered a rhetorical question

Wht mow?!

by Hercolena Oliver December 30, 2008