moss + faye

moss and faye are the best couple, they love each other very much. and moss loves faye the most.

"moss + faye? oh yeah they're a perfect couple."

by mosslovesfaye April 14, 2023

mossed

erect, bricked up

"my slauncher mossed as hell"

by skibidirizzlergyat August 22, 2024

Mossed

To be given something, only to find out that it is garbage and will cost you more in the long run.

My co-worker was too busy and gave me an account to work, it turns out they just canceled their. I sure got mossed.

by VerbalAssssasain May 21, 2019

Mossed

When you absolutely own someone in a game, usually with a one-tap

*gets headshot* Fuckin mossed 'em bois.

by The epic dude July 11, 2018

moss lung

The crippling pain and wheeze your lungs produce caused from built up pressure from smoking baccy bongs

James: “*cough* *cough* fuck me mate that cone romped me”
Jamie: “that definitely gave you moss lungs”

by Gandalf the GOAT October 20, 2021

Jayla Moss

An overachiever but a great friend. She can be a bit much sometimes but we love this bitchhhh.

Jayla moss will help you with homework then joke around with you.

by spiritanimal360 April 26, 2019

Teeth Moss

You jast ate a fat buger aaaaaand you aint brush dem teets. A layer of a combination of left over foods and random things throughout the day that stay on your teeth and have the consistency of moss. You can scrape it off with your finger nails or the strongest muscle in your body... the tongue. (its actually the butt and thighs, but we wont talk about that)

Gal 1: damn my teeth moss is thicc today, it could last me all winter!
Guy 1: Really??!?!??! I just scraped all of mine off.

by Poopymcpissson June 10, 2021