Mormon

A religion that is par of Christianity. Most Christians say that they are not related, which is pretty true. The people are very mean and the book has racism,homophobia and sexism. They are called a cult by Atheists and Christians alike and Mormons don't drink tea or coffee. The religion is mostly located in Utah, as most of the locations made by Joseph Smith are made up.

Person 1: Aye, wanna go to Utah?
Me: Nah fam, it's full of Mormons.
Person 1: Why? It's a great place?
Me: Most of the people are snowbirds too, and Mormonism is a cult.

by aesthetic stars July 8, 2019

Mormon

A term used in a popular online game network called Conquer Club, which is an online world game.

When one sends several armies at a territory containing very little, and the quantity of armies has been reduced to one, one will be compelled to yell this term.

This originates from an incident played on a map of the United States, where a man attempted to attack Utah with several armies, and failed on multiple accounts. Hence, the term Mormon was born.

Boyd: I just attacked him with Twenty seven armies, and now I have one! He only had Three!

Preston: MORMON!

by Coolness jones February 9, 2009

mormon math

when one plus one does not equal two, etc. more precisely, a couple would be equal to 5 or more- as in wives

James: "check this out: I need a couple of bucks"

Bob: "will a five work?"

James: "dude, I like your mormon math.."

by oneQuarterKiltD February 24, 2013

mormon deathstar

Master Jesus (master yi) will come forth to split the rea sea of communism and end the tide of greed spread by the Mormon Deathstar. Yi will solve the DaVinci code with the help of melon in the fridge using the Pietagerium thorium of sippensyrup sideways. Once J Z the Dolhpin diver dips through space and time they will be able to the put figments of reality back to anagrams of beehive central honeybutter chickenbizcuit puppies.

We need to split the red sea of communism and stop the Mormon Deathstar from ending all of humanity.

by All-in Steve August 21, 2020

mormon mashing

When a Mormon girl mounts you and proceeds to dry hump; believing that this action is the equivalent of intercourse, but really it ends with her mashing your nuts into peanut butter through 5 layers of clothing. You'd be lucky to walk away with blue balls

John thought he would get lucky on his trip to Utah, but as she got on top he was soon overtaken by intense Mormon Mashing; after hours of ball mashing, he would only be told that she had to get to bed in time for church leaving him with a sore sack and a limp.

by NotJoeSmith November 16, 2014

Mormon Roll

Like a Rick Roll except even more annoying. This is when the youtube channel "mormon" posts a video of an inspiring person and his/her family and have them talk about all the amazingly wonderful things they do in life. This goes on for around 5-8 minutes and is then followed by a long string of "I like this, I like that, I like... etc" and ends with the most annoying statement: "I'm <insert name> and I'm a Mormon." Whoopty doo, who gives a shit? You just discredited the entire video. So what? Your aim is to present all these wonderful people to make a point about Mormonism? No one cares.

Mormon Roll - Rochelle Tallmadge (after just talking about her family and how she adopted a boy with Down and all this other heart-warming stuff...

- "I'm Rochelle, I'm a redhead, I'm a Texan, I'm a wife, I'm a mom, and *pause..wait for it..* I'm a Mormon!"

by AreAllOfThemTaken August 7, 2011

Mormon orgasm

When you hold your piss for so long so when you release it feels like a orgasm.

Can’t have sex but I can have a Mormon orgasm at least!!!

by Fnordypizza January 27, 2020