Weasel Mootch

The cavernous vaginal opening of a large woman, who pretends she knows it all. Who is that full of herself, believes she is perfect as she is and everyone else is shit

Damn, that fat weasel had a huge mootch, it was the ugliest thing I'd ever seen but she thinks it's pretty.

Weasel went to get her mootch waxed the other day and she told me the Asian worker said 'oh hunni you hab such preti pussy'

Weasel Mootch

by tobeat February 13, 2018

La moota

A big poo

My dog just had a la moota on the decking

by Leesharpman February 6, 2021

Schop Mootje dag

op elke 14 oktober mag je een Mootje/Mohamed/Mohammed schoppen. Het is een nationale traditie

hier Mootje! Het is nationale Schop Mootje dag!

by mootjehaatpagina October 13, 2021

Meet meet mootball

The best type of football 😋

Let’s play some meet meet mootball

by Sonny2001 July 7, 2019

mootanged

an incoherant drugged like state in which the victim has a similar iq of a retard

"that crack has totally mootanged me"
"that hippy is mootanged"
"lets get mootanged tonight"

by Robert Glynnos April 27, 2007

Mootie

To have moist and wrinkly skin.

I was in the shower for too long and now my fingers are really mootie.

by Uncle Nebz December 9, 2013

Mooty

It is a large backside on a man.
As a woman, it is referred to as a Booty; however, because it is on a man, the "m" from "man" replaces the "b" in "booty" - a man-booty ...a mooty.

Randy: You're lookin hot tonight Sharron!
Sharron: So do you gorgeous, now bring me some of that mooty!

by TheFoxy July 27, 2010