Monster-Word-Dick

being superior with the wit of words against someone trying to insult you or cut you down.

Shay whipped out her monster-word-dick and slapped the troll across the face with every response to his idiotic ramblings.

by Shay Phoenixx February 19, 2013

monssage

An awkward, gentle (often unwanted) rubbing of the mons pubis. Not sexually stimulating in the least. Usually initiated after recipient appears to be in deep sleep.

#BEWARETHEMONSSEUSE

Girl 1: How was it with Johnny last night?
Girl 2: Really, really weird. I was almost asleep, and then he started giving me a monssage.
Girl 1: That's when you kiss him on the cheek, say "Make sure you lock the door on your way out," and roll over.

by Beware the Monssage October 19, 2013

Monster energy drink

Monster energy drink is an energy drink with 140mg to 160mg+ of Caffeine and B Vitamins. Monster used to cost $2.00 dollars. Then it went up to $2.50. Now it's anywhere from $2.75 to $3.00+. Stupid inflation! Like even Venom energy drink went from $1.00 to $1.25. Buy Gold, Silver, Gallium, Indium, Tin, Galinstan, Bismuth, Copper, and even Aluminum foil if you want to make Aluminum Galinstan amalgam. The value of metals are going up.

Tony: This Monster energy drink is great!

*Drinks Monster while casterboarding (riding a casterboard).

by HawaiianPunch1 September 9, 2023

Underpants Monster

The excuse you should ALWAYS give to your girlfriend when she bitches to you about grabbing/slapping her ass.

Zach: (slowly reaches for a game of grab-ass)

Kim: What the fuck, Zach! We're in public!

Zach: Wha...WHAT!?!? That wasn't me! That was The Underpants Monster!!!!

Kim: Oh, I'm sorry for yelling.

Zach: Damn right you are! (slaps Kim's ass)

by AKKKHMED May 30, 2009

Park Monster

An individual who regularly uses hallucinogenic drugs in suburban neighborhood parks.

"That Cunningham kid is becoming quite the park monster these days..."

by BekVicious December 18, 2009

Munchie Monster

Any person that has large weight gains while having the munchies. They usually go straight for the fat foods such as Twinkies and cup cakes, once they find your food your out of luck. They also tend to leave some pleasant surprises in your toilet, so it's best to let them outside once their done eating.

"Max just ate 24 boxes of lucky charms, boy is he one big Munchie Monster"

by No§ March 23, 2010

ear monster

When a female innocently lays her head in your lap, but your interest is in other things. Alas, the rise of the ear monster.

When she laid down in my lap, she was attacked by an ear monster.

by tedomega July 7, 2010