monkeyspank

One who spanks their monkey.

Look at that monkeyspank spank his monkey. What a monkeyspank!

by stubs June 29, 2003

Arctic Monkeys

A great band if you're a teenager living in the states, having 'panic! at the disco'or 'fall out boy' shoved down your throat. Fresh lyrics and sound, perhaps a bit overrated and most certainly not nearly groundbreaking or inventive enough to be the next 'beatles'. If you're interested in great bands from the UK, check out the Kaiser Chiefs or The Kooks.

Person 1: Man, I'm so sick of stupid emo boys with no balls wearing girl pants and eyeliner.

Person 2: Listen to the Arctic Monkeys, they're so much better.

Person 1: Nah, I'll go listen to the Kaiser Chiefs

by theangryblogger February 18, 2007

monkeyscruf

Wrinkled old ball sac

his monkeyscruff was hanging down below his boxers

by Monkey boi July 31, 2003

Horrible Monkeys in the Wilderness

If they find you, they will eat you.

The Horrible Monkeys in the Wilderness aren't even clever, and they got my leg.

by You Real Name June 24, 2010

2 monkeys fucking a football

It look like shit

It looks like 2 monkeys fucking a football

by Donevin_is_sex_slave September 7, 2016

monkeyspanker

loofey

you monkeyspanner loofey

by andy thomas August 19, 2003

spider monkeys

spider monkeys are creatures that lie in the depth of a man/womans bum hair (bush) they cling onto long curl strands and are hard to get rid off

yo turner wen you gunna get rig of your infestation of spider monkeys!!!

by banky11 October 11, 2006