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Pre-Crime Molestation Ritual

Explicitly intended to get people to kill themselves and/or lash out and get their rights taken away.
Hym "I was slandered. The people around me found a target for their 'Pre-Crime Molestation Ritual' and now they are trying to prevent me from escaping the fate they have assigned me. Look at them. They are pulling out all the stops. They are using Orwell and Brad Bradbury and Kafka to condemn people into an individual dystopia."

A retard "I thought you said it was weaponized schizophrenia!"

Hym "It IS! You see... In the English language... You can have multiple different words that mean the same thing. So, retard, gomer, cripple, mongoloid... These all mean the same thing. So, I would kill your kids before I let what they are doing stop me. No matter how much they scream and bitch about it, they will stop giving a shit the second I am credited and paid for creating that AI. Therefore, don't let them throw your kids lives away. Do you really want to live in a world were you have to give up your kids just because some YouTube freak doesn't want the creator of AI to get credit or paid for creating AI? Because that's all that's happening here."
by Hym Iam April 13, 2025
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molester

a man that touches and tickles penises
jack: stfu
man: tickle tickle bitch
jack: MOLESTER ALERT
by timmy the fat nigger February 9, 2022
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Molestation

Where the FBI molests you, and then claims that they aren't even touching you, while admitting that they are definitely molesting you and laughing about it, but their mouth is still in your cock or their tongue is still licking your ass crack up and down.
It's molestation of the highest order if you are being molested and the FBI are laughing at you.
by FBI's Most Unproffessional September 22, 2025
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mouth molesting

two people being disgustingly gross and kissing/eating each other's faces in public; fucking with their mouths
Ew, look at Billy and Jessica mouth molesting each other in the hall.
by Saxosheep April 11, 2016
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Butthole Molestation

Hym "It was the butthole molestation bit! That's what you're offended by! Oh gosh-golly! There. See? I knew I'd figure it out eventually."
by Hym Iam September 8, 2025
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Microphone Molesting

When you're face timing someone and the microphone is being viciously blown into, rubbed on, etc.
"Stop microphone molesting, my ears hurt!"
by A Collection of Satanists October 9, 2017
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Molested diaper

When your pureed diet causes you to violently shit your adult diaper.
Damn it smells like Johns wearing a Molested diaper.
by Tan Stan September 28, 2023
mugGet the Molested diapermug.

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