Molesticate

Getting an animal comfortable with humans to the point said animal willingly has sex with people and enjoys doing so.
(This is a joke so do not take it seriously)

I am in love with my pet beaver and I have to molesticate him so that we can get married.

by Djentile March 10, 2019

Chode Molester

A person that has an affinity to chodes. Sometimes the chode-holder is unaware.

Person A: "YO Hendrik sucked three chodes last night."
Person B:"Damn, Hendrik is such a chode molester."

by KingSTiNX October 2, 2017

Dad-Molested

*Ping* ANOTHER BULLSEYE! DID I NOT FUCKING CALL IT OR WHAT!? DID I NOT SAY SOMETHING ABOUT THAT!? I AM A FUCKING CRACK-SHOT!

Hym "What was it I said about chicks getting dad-molested? Remind me again. I blame the incest cult. This is what happens when you let Jewish incest cults spread out of control! HOW DO I DO IT!? IN THE ABSENCE OF DATA, I STILL NEVER MISS! I'M LIKE THE DEAD-SHOT OF EXPLAINING THINGS! I'M LIKE THE HAWKEYE OF THEORIZING! MY POWER CANNOT BE CONTAINED!!! (<- That's a smite reference)

by Hym Iam August 19, 2024

Haze Of Molest

sticky and salty air. Neither masculine nor feminine more like foul and fusty. The sour, lumpy smell of spoiled milk Booze. The smell gives an unsettling feeling that you’re about to get molested.

Dude 1: Bro I dont feel safe I think we might get molested.
Dude 2: Yeah I got that haze of molest too. Be careful

by Addictedtocutecats March 5, 2024

molester-molester

someone who is attracted to child molesters and/or molests child molesters

I'm glad that Sabrina's a molester-molester, as there some guy who hurt my sister and i want to avenge my sister's soul.
Homeboy is molester-molester so Jeffrey (a child molester) better run.

by hugedickrandy August 14, 2025

Molested diaper

When your pureed diet causes you to violently shit your adult diaper.

Damn it smells like Johns wearing a Molested diaper.

by Tan Stan September 28, 2023

Molest a Redhead Day

This holiday takes place January 8th. Please don't take advantage of the redhead. Seriously, dont.

Guy 1: oh look its January 8th!
Guy 2: its national molest a redhead day!
Guy 1: what.
Guy 2: Do you know a redhead I can...talk...too?
Guy 1: seek help

by Anonymous folk January 8, 2024