Mom

Your mom is a beautiful person she always goes out of her way to help you. She may be rude when you get in trouble but she is a wonderful person any other time.

mom you are a wonderful person

by stormwolfe08 June 9, 2018

Mom

Someone who busted you out of her vagina. Be greatful you fucking prick

Son: Fuck you mom!
Mom: Shutup son I gave birth to you

by KILL ME!!! June 9, 2018

Mom

Stands for, Made Of Money

(You) "Mom?"

(Mom) "Yes?"

(You) "Can i get some money?"

(Mom) "Does it look like im made of money?"

(You) "Isnt that what it means?"

(Mom) "Oh shit"

by uyughhhjhkjhjhkjhjk June 2, 2018

Mom

The gayest creature alive

Ur mom gay

No you

by Subpartrash June 13, 2018

Mom

1.) Moms; moms are the people that pushed you out of her vagina, and often learn to put up with some of our bullshit.

2.) M.O.M. Made of money

Mom: Do I look like I’m made of money?

Me being a smartass: Isn’t that’s what mom stands for?

by Grandpapi knows where u live June 30, 2018

mom

someone that looks after you

mom can you make mac and cheese

sure honey bare

by yo mama is hot February 19, 2018

Mom

A woman that has loved you even before she saw you. A woman that will give up anything to make you happy. A woman that will walk through fire to protect you. A woman that says,"don't let mama bear out of the cage." A woman that will still love you, even after a mistake. A woman that will turn off her favorite song just so you can play yours. A woman that will be with you through the good and bad. A woman who gave up her life for you. Finally, a woman that will never stop loving you.

Mom I love you.

Mom, Happy Mothers day!

by iwantfood1111 May 7, 2018