Melvin

A Melvin is when an adolescent Barfs, Pee's, Shits, And jizz's into a plastic bag, then places it into a brown paper bag and lights it on fire after placing it onto a rivals front porch. After so, Rings the doorbell and runs.

I hella lit a melvin on that dicks porch last night with a couple of buds.

by Michael Bybee April 5, 2008

Melvin

Someone that harps on people for not following overlooked, unimportant rules.

Person A: You're not allowed to smoke on school property!
Person B: Yeah, but we do it anyway. What a melvin.

by Karnokoto November 9, 2008

Melvin'd

To have an Incredibly Small Penis due to obscene whether conditions or natural disability.

Im fuckin melvin'd
Get ya melvin out
How big is it melvin?

by Whiggam June 29, 2006

Melving

Similar to 'Shelving'. Except the drugs are crushed into a straw and another member of the same sex blows the contents of the straw up the persons anus

I was going to shelve my pills, but decided melving was better for a quicker hit

by Melver101 October 27, 2009

peach melvin

Inasmuch as sex, a peach melvin if you will can also regard the orgasm of a large farm animal. I.E: Horse, Cow, Moose, Teridactyl

Knelly was getting dirty with BIG Betsy and prematurely peach melvined.

by melvinizer May 5, 2005

Melvin

The act of giving a wedgie from the front and the rear at the exact same time. Usually and most effectively applied by two people to one person. (Underpants usually ripped upon application of the Melvin.

That melvin we just gave Luke must have ripped his balls, taint, and his asshole, not to mention his tighty whities.

by i_TheTerrible October 26, 2016

Melvin

An ugly Indian who looks autistic he is annoying. He has a British accent.

Ewe it's Melvin. No one likes him. He annoying asf. He thinks he is so cool. He is a jackass that should die.

by PRTEEN_FROM OHIO April 26, 2019