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Miracle mile

Getting yourself off in under 2 minutes. 60 seconds if you have a penis.
"Girl my man was so busy watching the game last night, I wen't to the bathroom and ran a miracle mile."
by WhitneySo August 10, 2022
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Miracle

What is a miracle?
Darin is! Darin is THE miracle.
by nikkithedarinfan April 26, 2022
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Miracling

Miracling is defined as, multiple miracles happening simultaneously, or multiple miracles happening over a short period of time.
It's hard to fathom the Miracling we've shared this week.
by Ragde Elyk September 29, 2018
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miracle-gazillor

The real name for the so called 'food-processor'.
Thanks for the miracle-gazillor mom and dad! It's just what I wanted for Christmas! It's not as cool as my choppy-chop (the real name for the so called 'slap-chop' device), but I love it!
by mockme December 24, 2012
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Wei Wen Miracle

It is when your friend starts an assignment that is due in 12 hours. Since they are your friend, you go and help them. But at this point, you need a miracle, and not even God can help them but you.
It is commonly use in situation which your friend need help in an assignment so last minute that this term have to be use.
"Bro, I need help with this assignment"
"Bruh wtf, this is due in 12 hours"
"Yea, I was procrastinating"
"You need a Wei Wen Miracle"
by Li Ying August 16, 2025
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Filthy Miracle Worker

A friend or confidant that plays Cupid on your behalf. Someone who offers you online dating advice or arranges the opportunity for you to meet new lovers via their Internet profiles.

If the hookup is successful, the person that facilitated the situation is known as a Filthy Miracle Worker.
Dan set me up with a girl he has been talking to on a dating website. Had a great night. The guy is a legend and a filthy miracle worker.
by creativecaravan May 15, 2014
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Tobi Miracle

My BEST FRIEND. Tobi lives sonic and has sonic hair. I will bully anyone who messes with Tobi. Tobi has a groovy artstyle and loves drawing bears. KILEE is stinky and Tobis dad is very very fine
Me : *exists*
Tobi Miracle : I got sonic hair now
Me : bet *tobis dad walks in the room* AWOOOOOGA!!!! *my eyes pop out of my head and my tongue flops out of my mouth*
by Xx_Vista08_why August 2, 2023
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