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Milwaukee Blizzard

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The sexual act is performed while shotgunning an ice cold Milwaukees Best Beer while one sexual partner provides oral sex after stuffing the shotgunners anus with Frozen Custard. This gives the shotgunner a lakeside effect (blizzard) on entry and exit.
I miss my days in Milwaukee, the rich brewing history, the frozen custard capital of the world. The access to such goods were integral in obtaining euphoria while performing a Milwaukee Blizzard
by rv.recreational April 10, 2025
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Milwaukee Kiss

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When you and another male link together buttholes so that they are "kissing" and then proceed to fart into eachother's anus, for extreme pleasure.
Tony: "Hey George, that Milwaukee Kiss was fantastic last night."
by thunkthetransfem May 8, 2025
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Milwaukee Gas Chamber

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When someone plants their ass on your face and doesn’t get up — you’re trapped underneath, sucking in every fart, it’s your only oxygen supply. No mercy, no escape. You either breathe their gas or black out.
Bro said he wanted to try breath play — now he’s in the Milwaukee Gas Chamber begging for one clean inhale
by Lolzxct July 2, 2025
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Milwaukee Lobster

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A hotdog that’s burnt black on the outside, but still perfect inside… like a lobster’s shell with tender meat inside.
“Don’t let Dad cook the hotdogs! He’ll make them all into Milwaukee Lobsters!”
by Barber Frank July 5, 2025
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Milwaukee Cheese Cannon

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A grotesquely legendary gastrointestinal event, triggered by consuming an obscene quantity of Wisconsin dairy—typically a cocktail of deep-fried cheese curds, Velveeta nachos, and lukewarm gas station string cheese.

Once internal pressure reaches critical mass, the “cheese cannon” fires from the posterior with such force, velocity, and dairy-rich viscosity that it leaves a trail of molten shame wherever it lands.

Known for its violent splatter radius, unholy aroma, and permanent emotional damage to anyone within 15 feet. Often accompanied by a war cry of “Go Pack GO!” and a complete loss of dignity.

⚠️ Not to be attempted without a hazmat suit and a priest on standby.
After three plates of loaded cheddar fries and a bucket of queso dip, Kyle let off a Milwaukee Cheese Cannon in the porta-potty at Lambeau.
by Pseudonymless name July 7, 2025
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A Milwaukee bong is a sexual activity that can be preformed with any gender as long as one of the participants as a pork sword and Nutsack also known as Cock and balls.

You start off by grabbing a a machine that can turn liquid into a Gas. Connect a rubber tube into the machine so that the machine pushes the gas through the rubber tube and into the other participants urethra. Continue until you notice the other participants balls start to swell. Then plug their urethra up with anal beads. After a couple minutes, take out the beads and smoke that dope out your homies slim Jim. 💯💯💯
Homeboy wanted to smoke dope so I gave him the old Milwaukee Bong
by Hey guess what? July 17, 2025
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Milwaukee Balloon

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When U Blow Into someones bootyhole and they blow up like a balloon
Wow dave Must've gave his girl The Milwaukee Balloon! SHE HUGE!!
by Maxwell GotBands August 4, 2025
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