MeBoner

When you look in the mirror shirtless and you look so damn good the happiness and excitement results in a boner.

Dude I was flexing in the mirror yesterday and I got a MeBoner.

by Bob Marlo April 19, 2013

multiple melon

When a group of boys microwave a melon, and all boys participating use the same melon to simulate sex.

- Yo! Ian, Patel, Robert, Stym and Sam all multiple meloned last night. Sick, right?
-- I knew those kids were messed up.

by JKJ June 23, 2007

melone

Big tits!

She had the biggest Melone's

by jkashfkjdsrw August 1, 2008

mecond

second + minute = mecond

Raz : Just a mecond
Lavy: is that a minute and second combined
Everyone: LOL!

by layyyyyyy:) January 13, 2008

Melon Swing

If a guy wears a Banana Hammock as a swim suit then a Melon Swing is what the girls wear for the top part of their bikini suit.

Melontitsbikini topfemales swim suitwet wearMelon Swing

by The Banana Hammock Pool Man October 5, 2010

Melon Pumper

Person who cuts a hole in a melon and then has sex with it.

"See you, you're a melon pumper!"

by melonpumper October 7, 2012

melonnaise

The act where someone caresses the back of your neck.

I was dancing and I got melonnaised and it felt so good!

A little melonnaise can go along way!

All I need is some melonnaise and my night will be perfect.

by 361 September 24, 2013