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Wang Merchant

Someone who thinks they get loads of attention from men and flaunts it in others faces. But they don't.
"Charlotte's a proper wang merchant."
by I'mNotAWangMerchant August 18, 2016
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Filth Merchant

Lady of dubious looks and morals. Often found frequenting Walkabout in Bristol circa 2000-2006. Many of which go on to get ploughed that evening.
Those two filth merchants better turn up to the hotel organised cocktail making tomorrow. They'll get something in their drink they didn't bargain for.
by AthleteIntelectualLover September 20, 2022
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Smear Merchants

"Directing hate because they can't deliver on their politics." Beautiful! Absolutely beautiful!
Hym "That's correct! That is exactly what you are! You are completely capable of understanding what this is. And WHO is incapable of delivering on their politics? Did you take all of the billionaires money? Is healthcare free? You are obfuscating the degree to which my grievance is legitimate and refusing to talk about it to deny me my recourse."

A retard (who fucks) "He should have to regret threatening my kids!"

Hym "I don't. I actually can't wait for them to die. The second (and I mean the very instant) your kids die... You will see EXACTLY how right I am. You put the lives of your children in the hands of 'smear merchants' who are acting in bad faith and they are doing the exact opposite of what they should have done. Up to 20% of all schizophrenia patients. It's just gaslighting for the explicit purpose of ruining my life. I don't care that I threatened your kids NOR DO I HAVE TO. You do not have the right to do this to people in the name of your kids and NOW it's just going to have to be someone else's kids. This did nothing to protect the one and you'll do nothing to protect the other. It doesn't matter what the data says. The data doesn't decide whether or not your kids die. Do yourself a favor and stop ASKING these YouTube smear merchants."
by Hym Iam January 8, 2025
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wax merchant

Somebody who waxes (mastubates) alot and other people for a price.
michael is such a wax merchant, and he only charges 19.95
by GM September 10, 2003
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Tap in merchant

A "tap in merchant" is a football(soccer) player who scores a large number of goals by getting into easy-to-reach positions to score a "tap-in," which is a goal scored with minimal effort from close range and also lacks other skills, such as dribbling, playmaking, or a good first touch, relying only on being in the right place to score
Cristiano Ronaldo only scores tap ins and penalties he’s a tap in merchant
by David_5 September 21, 2025
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Golf Merchant

Someone who plays Golf and hits the range repeatedly because they recently have become obsessed with Golf and all they can think about is Golf.
Friend 1: I just got us a tee time for tomorrow, we are going to hit the range the next day, and then try to play another round on Sunday. You in?
Friend 2: Golf Merchant... but yes I'm in.
by Golf Merchant July 14, 2024
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Regular season merchant

“Austin Reaves is a regular season merchant
by RawJokester April 27, 2025
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