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mental jack-off

When you see something so orgasmic, your brain busts a nut.
The sexy substitute bent over in class showing her panties. I automatically had to mental jack-off
mental jack-off by your motha ven November 7, 2013

mental snort

The act of snorting at something funny in your head because nobody is around to hear you do it out loud.
I saw some douchebag giving the camera finger guns in his corporate picture. Nobody was around to hear me so I gave it a mental snort.
mental snort by T-Cup May 21, 2014

mental squat 

A brain exercise in which you squat your brain in order to increase the power of your mental thighs, hips, and buttocks.
My brain is getting saggy I'm gonna go do some mental squats before my big exam
mental squat by Unoriginal Pseudonym February 24, 2015

mental auto correct 

When your brain fills in words that haven't actually been written.
So Samuel L. Jackson wrote "HAPPY MOTHERS DAY, LADIES!!" but I read it as "HAPPY MOTHERFUCKERS DAY, LADIES!!"

That is Mental Auto Correct

Mental Money 

Similar to having peace of mind, but enough of which that a mental "currency" can be applied to give the degree of peace a value.
Cari: "I work on Monday, so I'll make a ton of money!"
Jake: "Yea, but I don't work and get to sit at home. So I'll be making more mental money doing nothing."
Mental Money by Arrjay816 October 17, 2015

Mental wizard 

When a person thinks they have a clue but actually have no clue at all...
Everytime i tell her a joke , i have to explain it to her. She is such a mental wizard
Mental wizard by LS1power July 25, 2016