mehitude

A mental state and philosophy almost totally opposite to that of attitude (as in bad attitude). Characterised by meh being the usual response to almost any situation.

person with attitude:"Ihate you, you're useless. You're fired"
person with mehitude: "meh"
person with attitude: "you'll lose your home now and i'm sleeping with your wife."
person with mehitude: "meh"

mother:"clean your now or i'll ground you for ten years"
teenager with mehitude:"meh"
mother:"you've got a serious mehitude problem"

by Dave May 13, 2005

Mehdi

The name Mehdi means a basic Moroccan man that migrated to London from the rural village of Larache. Although Mehdi is an immigrant, he's the sexiest man alive and every women falls to their knees when they lay eyes on him but he doesn't even realise because he's too busy being loyal to his beautiful girlfriend (we'll make a definition for her another day). He has a soft goat beard like every other average Moroccan, (this is what his gf loves most about him). He had the most beautiful curly hair but he is now bald but his gf still loves him so it doesn't matter. He has an enormous penis that erects whenever his gf says hi to him. Mehdi has a brother called Adam who is even more hot, however, he is a child and Mehdi's gf is not a milf just yet. Overall, Mehdi is a handsome and delicious man that is wanted by every living organism that has a vjj or a pp but he belongs to his gf and if he ever leaves her or cheats he will not see light again.

Slag #1: "Omg wow, who's that hot Arab immigrant looking boy with the huge print?"
Slag #2: "That's Mehdi, be careful he has a girlfriend who loves him so don't go close to him unless you want to die x"

by Mehdi's gf<3 April 18, 2022

board meeting

a group of friends or coworkers consuming alcohol together, usually during a happy hour. significant others, bosses and mooching not invited. may or may not be at a pre-determined time and/or place.

Accounting has a board meeting the second thursday every month at the Grind.

Ted text messaged his crew: "board meeting@5"

by nigrodha February 3, 2007

Mehdi

The most handsome (or should I say beautiful) moroccan-american-cuban-jewish guy a german gal could ever encounter. Mehdi is VERY tall, this is important to remember. He is the most excited and bright-eyed toddler you’ll ever meet. Tickle him and you'll know what I am talking about. He will eat an entire bag of liquorice before dinner. When he hurts himself he is grumpy but all he wants and needs is your love. His fashion sense is sublime, always rocking the BAPE. He is probably the only one I know who needs the uttermost opposite of silence in order to concentrate. He enjoys standup and if he would get on stage the crowd would go wild, for sure. As a true hustler he will succeed in anything he puts to his mind, finding his path and building his life the way he wants to live it. When you open up to him he will never judge you but instead always challenge you to grow. He can be a bit impatient and hard headed but always loving and forgiving, with a sensitive and sentimental core. He is protective and extremely loyal and will make you feel like a queen. He is the most intelligent and smartest person one could ever meet and I promise you you will never stop learning from him. Mehdi is an extremely rare type of weird any MGT-nerd would want to have in his or her deck and I would advise you to never ever trade him in for anyone else.

Lion: Mehdi ur so gr8!
Dog: U me too.

by alx_ln December 25, 2018

breakfast meeting

When you meet a girl out at night and you have to have breakfast with her in hopes of learning her name.

I was so gone I had to have a breakfast meeting just to remember her name.

by nsh1212 March 14, 2008

Board Meeting

Taking a Shit

Man I had a board meeting earlier and it was rough

by darkvortex August 27, 2009

Fines meeting

A drinking ceremony after a sports game where players and those invited get fined for there play. The meeting is run by the fines master, who calls up the attendees one at a time for comment on their game and opens the floor to comment. Thereafter they must drink what ever concoction has been made. Nonalcoholics must have either a can of coke under high pressure (been knocked around) or whatever nonalcoholic concoction has been made (all ingredients welcome). There are formalities for drinking if you've lost (with left hand), if you've won (right hand) or drawn (both hands). The Formalities for addressing the fines master are "to the fines master through the chair with the utmost respect of course of course..." and the anti-fines master (who replaces the fines master to fine him and anyone else he wants ""to the anti-fines master through the chair with the utmost disrespect of course of course..." Anyone who speaks out of turn or breaks the rules must be fined Also toilet breaks must be called a "harry broosky".

A Fines meeting takes place in the change rooms or in the home club house.
Fines master: John, up standing.
Player, John, gets up and stands in front next to fines master
Fines master: I think you had a good game, you collect the ball and distributed it well, overall not too bad.
Another Player: To the fines master with the utmost respect of course of course, I would like to point out that John missed an easy tackle and he was not in his possition when we were trying to score at the end! And that is shocking even for John.. I think he deserves a double fine!
Fines master: Thats in good order, he shall drink twice.
Fines master hands John his drink.

by Surfer57 September 1, 2009