When you call report to the freestanding ED with a 79yoa Female with a twisted ankle, and the MD makes it a Trauma 1 and diverts you to Metro.
"This is Med 8,coming to you with a 79 Female, Complaint is Isolated Ankle Injury. Denies falling, states twisted it whi..."
MD: "Wait, you said 79? TRAUMA TEAM! DIVERT TO METRO!" *click
"...Fucksticks, more medical misdirection..."
MD: "Wait, you said 79? TRAUMA TEAM! DIVERT TO METRO!" *click
"...Fucksticks, more medical misdirection..."
by ParaBasicFireDriver April 02, 2018
by GoddessofHealing December 29, 2019
When your doctor makes you take some medicine and every time you go to the bathroom your urine smells like vile medicine and chemicals
by 69_BitchAssNigga_420 March 20, 2016
Now, within the SCP foundation, exists "CD Site Medics". They exist to save lives. Help people. And get community service hours.
O5-2 hates CDSM because she knows they are more well trained than "Site Medics".
Case closed. Thank you for reading.
O5-2 hates CDSM because she knows they are more well trained than "Site Medics".
Case closed. Thank you for reading.
Just because medical department executives hate CD site medics does not mean CD site medics are necessary.
by CDSiteMedicGod July 23, 2020
by Immfkshtup August 27, 2021
Australian general practice medical centre with a bunch of GPs
many of whom come and go. You return to see the Dr you liked last time but
they've moved on somewhere else, probably to another Pot Luck Medical
many of whom come and go. You return to see the Dr you liked last time but
they've moved on somewhere else, probably to another Pot Luck Medical
I've got a pustule on my neck that's killin me, Darl. I'm goin up to Pot Luck Medical to get it seen to.
by AlvaJean September 24, 2023
a term that describes anything with any sort of negative health condition, typically used for conditions that are not common and difficult to say.