A Martha Stewart

Girl giving you a blowjob while making you a sandwich.

Hey yo man, this girl gave me a terrific Martha Stewart the other day.

Just got the greatest Martha Stewart from her.

Dude I just want a Martha Stewart!

by Token and Pledge February 9, 2009

Martha Boner

A women who gets so turned on that her vagina will become hard, instead of wet.


A term used when Martha Stewart got sent to prison.

Oh my god, last night I saw Jeff swimming and i got a Martha Boner.

Dude, i f****d a girl last night, and she had a Martha Boner!

by Scorpionflame101 October 17, 2008

Malthusiasm

Embracing the coming conditions of a precipitous population decline (as described by Thomas Malthus) with a cheery disposition.

She greeted the news that the Soylent Green supply was going to be particularly plentiful next year with great Malthusiasm because it made such a lovely platform for cheese.

by Thameron December 31, 2008

Martha's Vineyard

island off of the cape where rich snobs spend the summer and piss off all the chill/high as hell kids who live there. dopest place on the planet. where you can get pot from pretty much anyone and sleep with anyone you get drunk. rich tourists rent houses in edgartown, indians live in aquinnah, and everyone else chills in O.B

i'm going to party it up on Martha's Vineyard this summer

by MV islanderr March 15, 2009

Malthusian Fumble

When one attempts to use an obscure 3+ syllable word or phrase (e.g. a literary reference, popular saying, economic term) without having a iota of a clue what the word means, thus making the user appear to be a clueless douche.

Patrice: The tenor's entrance to the stage last night at the Opera was magnificently Malthusian!
BM: He's on the 15...the 10...the 5.... OH NO it was a Malthusian Fumble!

by spyslikeus March 15, 2011

Mapthiest

A person who doesn't believe in using maps to navigate. Usually male out of pride, or a maptard because they don't know how to read them

Joe won't use a map for his cross country trip. He's a mapthiest.

by NorwoodNative October 21, 2012

Marther

Merlin X Arthur Pendragon, a popular shipping in the BBC series 'Merlin'. Also known as Merther, MerArt, and 'those two guys that are totally eye-fucking each other'.

I cried when Merlin ended. /Now/ where will I get my daily fix of Marther?!

by NoLifeOtakuGirl January 23, 2015