The Matrix

a sert of organize numbers that is mostly used on calculators

look on your calculators

by Jesus November 12, 2003

Glitch in the Matrix

Taking a shit right after you shower. It leaves you feeling unclean and like you have to restart the whole day.

Oh, man - that double bean and jalapeño cheese dip burrito hit me right after I got outta the shower. I had to pinch a spicy loaf... it felt so smooth and creamy, yet the spicy bite was so crisp and refreshing, it slid right outta me, but now I feel as unclean as a menstruating woman in a cave in the Middle East. It’s like a a Glitch in the Matrix - I have to start my whole day over.

by BizzerSkiller November 15, 2018

matrix dis diq

it's when you lean to the left
and you lean to the right
then you MATRIX DIS DIQ!

i totally matrixed mah diq!! matrix dis diq!

by Reebok McGee August 20, 2007

The Matrix

v. TO BE IN THE MATRIX - means to be high and/or tripping balls.

After about 2 hits Daryl was in the Matrix.

by VodkanLemons December 28, 2005

the matrix

Some gayfucktarded movie starring some gayfucktarded actor who makes nothing but gayfucktarded movies.

Keanu Reeves is a gay and fucktarded fucktard actor.

by Jorge Carlin December 18, 2004

MATRIX

An $800 paintball gun that makes a funny plunger sound when fired and uses large amounts of air.

Last weekend at the field I saw two different guys firing matrices.

by nuage August 27, 2003

matrix

The combination of a strain of marijuana known in northeast hoods as "piff" and Black angeldust aka pcp/wet/illy/sherm/butt naked

ME and my nigga pookie just smoked a matrix

That nigga is crazy, heard he's on that matrix!

by BigBirdpiff July 10, 2009