Rosse Martinez is someone to die for. She is perfect and kind and funny and everything you could imagine in a dream girlfriend. She’ll cheer you up when you’re sad, talk things through when you’re mad, and tell you funny jokes when you’re happy. She may be a handful but it’s worth loving for. She may be mean on the outside but when you get to know her, She is the most amazing woman ever
Rosse Martinez is the most amazing girlfriend ever!!!!!!
by iloveRosse August 07, 2023
A man with no green card and loves to cross borders like Michael Jordan making a slam dunk. Stay clear of this man he is full of horny energy. He also looks like a Justin Bieber Spic
girl1: hey have you seen alberto lately?
girl2: Who hasn’t all he does is talk to me and he never leaves me alone about his stupid shoe designs.
Alberto Martinez : Hey guys wanna talk even though i’m very aware you don’t want too.
girl2: Who hasn’t all he does is talk to me and he never leaves me alone about his stupid shoe designs.
Alberto Martinez : Hey guys wanna talk even though i’m very aware you don’t want too.
by cheesy bacon October 16, 2019
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by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 14, 2025
A random Dominican Republic man whose have weird name sounds like random shit who was born around 1942 in Santo Domingo, Dominican Republic
Stranger: What's your name sir?
You: Hapyberdey Tuyu Villalona Martinez
Stranger: hahahahahahaha so weird name
You: Hapyberdey Tuyu Villalona Martinez
Stranger: hahahahahahaha so weird name
by twisted swiftie phl December 29, 2022
Person 1: Where do you want to go to Spicu hello?
Person 2: Awwwwwwwww you sound like Melanie Martinez
Person 2: Awwwwwwwww you sound like Melanie Martinez
by thecharacterwannie December 04, 2022
melanie martinez is a singer, songwriter, actress, and director
she has made 3 albums (crybaby, k-12, portals) and 4 eps (dollhouse ep, crybaby's extra clutter, afterschool ep)
facts:
1. she's very pretty
2. she has amazing music
she has made 3 albums (crybaby, k-12, portals) and 4 eps (dollhouse ep, crybaby's extra clutter, afterschool ep)
facts:
1. she's very pretty
2. she has amazing music
by SaturnEditz July 28, 2023
An amazing singer and actor who creates her own lyrics that are relatable to everybody who is listening she is an inspiration to alot of people including me!
by MELANIE AND JOSH LOVER November 22, 2023