March 18

very smart and funny people are usually born on this day

When were you born?

March 18th.

Oh, that explains a lot.

by born on march 18 October 15, 2019

March 11

March 11 is national “Your crush has to ask YOU out day”

Person: I have a crush on you
Their crush: Will you go out with me? since it’s March 11 i have to ask you out
Person: Yes!

by Banana thotto November 2, 2019

March

The best month of the year.

It is finally March!

by DoctrSTrange January 30, 2020

March 20th

The best day ever! First day of spring. the litty day. Birthdays

Awesome day to have fun. Hang with you friends on March 20th.

Girl: it is March 20th

by Mynameforever May 13, 2018

Macho-Jude

1. n. An individual of the homo sapiens species who has ass-kicking power. The greatest of them all is Chuck Norris.

Antonyms: Buttcrack

1. "Man, that guy is so Macho-Jude he kicks my ass by looking at me."
2. "Ewww, that guys isn't even close to Macho-Judism. He's more of a buttcrack"

by nole of terror May 31, 2011

march 5

national kiss your crush/bf/gf day!! ( i decided to make a definition for march 5th since there isnt one!)

“Hey! its march 5th go kiss kyle”
“Ok! i will!!”

by ilovefood727 February 26, 2021

March 17

You now act like u be stupiddddd at school just to see ur teachers reaction...

Me: Hey guess what Mr Gio it's MARCH 17
Him: dear lord help me

by short_child_who_dances November 1, 2019