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Maggie

Artsy. She's usually into drawing and theatre. Maggie can always make people laugh with her sarcasm or dark sense of humor, also spams the groupchat with memes. Most people find her cute while, in reality, she thinks she's a badass, considering her constant profanity. Also kinda sleep deprived, literally runs on caffeine.
"Maggie's cute! I wonder who she'll be auditioning for.."
by boooooring January 6, 2018
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Maggie Lindemann

a mf rockstar, hottest girl on earth, bi queen.
why am i crying? oh, yeah, i’m listening to she knows it by maggie lindemann.
by annie (taylor’s version) November 30, 2021
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meat maggot

Something that exists only in the mind of Wades.
CONNOR: when he went back to the car, the meat had turned into maggots!!!
SMART PEOPLE: no...Connor, that doesn't make sense.
CONNOR: shut your MOUTH! i'm asking my dad!
DAD: Connor, i'm on your side, 100% because you're always right. Meat maggots...makes sense to me, because I'm a Wade.
NATHAN'S SMART MOM: The flies lay their eggs in the meat.
CONNOR: *speechless*
by Caitlin Perry December 9, 2008
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maggi

noodles. the good kind, not like ramen which is garbage
by zwif September 1, 2004
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maggot

affectionate term used by american metal band Slipknot to describe the bands fans
that guy in the slipknot moshpit is a serious maggot
by kmoleman December 23, 2003
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Pussy Maggots

Usually found in crusty, old, nasty, unused, worn out female genitalia.

Underwear must be worn very tight as not to allow any of the maggots to worm their way out to be seen by the general populace.
Dude 1 "Damn dude, did you see that fine as biatch she is hot as hell"

Dude 2 "Yeah, but I was told she has pussy maggots"

Both Dudes *BARF*
by DungHeapSally August 9, 2010
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maggie gyllenhaal

An excellent actress whom was born November 16, 1977. She is most likely known for her roles in Secretary, Donnie Darko, and Mona Lisa Smile. Her ground breaking performance was Secretary where she develops an obsessive crush on her boss, played by James Spader, which leads to a bizarre relationship. In order to promote her film Secretary, she posed for Playboy.
Not only is she great at acting, she also has a knack for English. She earned a B.A. in the field from Columbia University. Her studying of English gave her theater experience and stage experience which led her to acting after graduating.
She is also the older sister of Jake Gyllenhaal whom she starred opposite of as his sister in Donnie Darko. The two also worked together in A Dangerous Woman and Homegrown. The first six movies she made, Waterland, A Dangerous Woman, Shattered Mind, The Patron Saint of Liars, Homegrown, and Resurrection were all directed by her father.
She is a very alluring, attractive, charming, gorgeous, humorous, pleasing, provocative, smart, stunning, talented, wonderful actress. She, along with her brother, have an enormous heart, enormous amounts of wit and sense of humor. She also enjoys her girl time and pestering her little brother and his friends.
The actress that told Jake Gyllenhaal's character in Donnie Darko to "Go suck a fuck." is Maggie Gyllenhaal.
by alexsfakeball May 17, 2005
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