Platonically married

When two strangers with matching swagness meet online and marry so their power is multiplied.

"Did you know Malia and Sara are platonically married on Discord ?"
"No way !"

by kermitjuice November 3, 2021

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Eyes Married Status

The Eyes Married Status is a question to determine in which direction the eyes are pointing on someone with a wonky / lazy pair.

They're married (together) - Both aligned to look toward the nose.
They're divorced (apart) - Both aligned to look toward their own ears.

Eyes Married Status

"Ye, Eddy Brezz has wonky eyes" - "Whats the eyes marital status?" - "Very much divorced"

by Edward Brereton June 22, 2019

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Marri

Marri is a player but is very loyal if he likes you, he is a football player and is a prodigy. He is nice and has a good personality and will never give up.

Marri is a cool funny person, Marri will take your girl

by Marri Moody November 19, 2023

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Married

Zina And Dwayne ;)

Lotte: How is it with you and Dwayne.
Zina: oh we married now

by Opdebeeck November 29, 2021

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marri-ann

She is very amazing always smiling and laughing and always great to be around but u Alf to be very very smart not to get her mad she’s very scary lol but she’s super awesome

Have u heard about marri-Ann, she is a amazing person I’ll introduce u to here.

by Housemen17 November 27, 2017

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