musty Slog

A long, drawn-out, disgustingly sweaty, borderline unhygienic sexual encounter that feels more like a test of endurance than an act of passion. Usually involves excessive body odor, questionable lubrication, and an overpowering musk that lingers in the sheets for days. Often results in deep regret, dehydration, and the need for multiple showers.

"I thought we were gonna have a hot night, but it turned into a full-on musty slog. I had to burn my sheets afterward."

by SirWubbs February 20, 2025

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crusty musty

before having anal sex the female shits herself letting the poop crust, making it harder and more musty sex, after ejecting it thaws the shit soft and making the penetration for another round more soft and warm.

are we having a crusty musty

by daddylong licker March 11, 2025

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Musty Crab

A cheep perfume smell worn by a tiny bossy lady.

Have you smelt Ann? Every room she enters, she leaves a musty crab aroma.

by Crownsumo March 14, 2025

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Musty

My friend's "friend" Malachi

How musty was he?

"He smelled like a wet dog, mildew, socks, nut, and septic tank, public bathroom all in one."

ooh, 6in1 deal!

by thefataartist March 21, 2023

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ONM(musty)

Similar to the ONJ(jee) one however Musty is known as the "mystical one" the title going against Jee's "magical one". Both are from the same lore/universe but ONM has a deeper meaning. Unlike ONG you're swearing on the mystical one himself. But you're also swearing on his WD40. Musty uses WD40 as a form of moisturizer. This is usually followed with the gif "ONM(musty)" gif which consists of WD40.

Person A: "Bro icl, you could be lyin so hard rn."

Person B "Trust, ONM(musty) im not lying."

by anonymous August 17, 2024

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