muffin time

Another name for 12:30, the magical time of day when people make muffins.

Joey: Hey! What time is it?
Muffy: IT'S MUFFIN TIME!
Alan: Uh, actually it's 12:30!
Muffy: SOMEBODY KILL ME!

by budderguy42 December 15, 2015

douche muffin

a man that acts like a douche bag and has a muffin top.

That kid that lives on third story in baddour is such a douche muffin

by homer d. poe December 6, 2007

chocolate muffin

The most delicious muffin!

I need a chocolate muffin for my banana nuttin

c'mon girl, just gimme that stuff/you'll be huffin 'n puffin' when I'm stuffin that muffin/.....gimme that chocolate muffin/hot out the oven/your chocolate muffin

by DoubleDee-licious September 27, 2010

Muffin Head

Someone that is crazy and/or stupid. Mostly both. They're sometimes an idiot too..

(Kim Kardashian got a divorce after only 2 and a half months)

Kim is a muffin head.

by Diedrich Knickerbocker January 3, 2012

porn muffin

When you stick an eating utensil into a corn muffin and make sexual noises.

Dude I was eating a corn muffin and I stuck my fork and BOOM. it became a porn muffin.

by Shlop November 18, 2014

dry muffin

A cunning device used to thwart muffin rapists.

To turn the tables on those dastardly muffin rapists one hollows out a muffin, fills it with a dry substance such as saw dust, eider down or lichen. When the delinquent thief snatches your muffin and devours it they are left with unpleasant dryness in the mouth.

"Hey Jaoquin, that vile muffin rapist Pedro has been giving me grief, lets see how he likes this dry muffin in his mouth!!"

by muffiosa March 19, 2009

Madame Muffin

A girl who insists on wearing shirts that are absurdly tight and skinny jeans, resulting in an "extreme" muffin top.

I swear, madame muffin over there is poppin out blueberrys

by mella rouge July 27, 2008