Muddy Beaver

To go down on a girl while she's taking a shit.

We went to that Ethiopian restaurant and I spent all night on the shitter. Good thing Chad was kind enough to give me a muddy beaver.

by Capybara Madness February 7, 2010

Muddy Werewolf

the most outrageous sex position you will ever encounter. no one even knows how to describe it! created by a rico who has yet to discover its amazing powers on women.

person 1: omg! look at them, they totally did the muddy werewolf in that tent over there!
person 2: they look like they had fun;) she looks like she got her world rocked ;P

Example. Sydney enjoys getting a muddy werewolf once in a while

by misspapafitz July 10, 2010

Muddy Buddy

The person you perform anal sex on while you take a dump.

-"Honey, I think it's time we take this relationship to the next level. Will you be my muddy buddy?"

by papwin May 4, 2013

Muddy Burrito

In the process of having anal sex you decide to put it in her mouth, hence the muddy burrito.

anal to oral...muddy burrito.

by dbone spanish rose November 22, 2009

muddy love

As described by howard stern to be the act of pounding a girl's shit in when she has a crap on deck as to create a puddle of mudd.

I gave that broad muddy love and then whiped her face in it.

by Phi Macrackin October 15, 2004

Muddy Fishtank

The act of anal intercourse until ejaculation. But before removing the penis from the anus, the inserted male will urinate into the anus.

I thought he was really nasty until he gave her a muddy fishtank.

by Selfhorne Cooper November 20, 2010

Muddy Cornfield

When you encounter a female with an unshaven anus and has fieces particles left over in her "fuzziness" and has corn pieces stuck in it.

Squiggly Bob ran across a muddy cornfield when he ran his fingers through the girls ass.

by Roooopppert March 19, 2010