As I watch myself slowly drift away from eating pastrami I wonder how dogs eat rain. Me Mow. Me Mow is a very special word to me. It makes me feel like buzz. I hope one day I can eat rocks and smell ikea furniture outside hammer. Eek i feel like pool water oozes from the air. If I run faster than a car does that mean im loved. I miss the touch of a mother bird slowly flying in the direction of the bermuda triangle and i hope clocks dont turn against us. eloping in marriage is a government scam, thats why I eat scrap metal. I hope me mow gets added to the dictionary. Me mow me mow me mow
by memowlover October 4, 2022

by Samismilexx November 19, 2007

Wht mow?!
by Hercolena Oliver December 30, 2008

To be in party chat with the boys and to leave without any notice or ghost everyone for an absurd amount of time.
Person 1: WTF bro, how did you miss that shot?
Person 2: …
Person 3: Bro speak
Person 2: …
Person 1: He's gone MOWING THE LAWN
Person 2: …
Person 3: Bro speak
Person 2: …
Person 1: He's gone MOWING THE LAWN
by thatwhiteboydobesmartdo June 7, 2022
