mosquito

The satan of nature.

"I just got bitten by a mosquito."

by Itz KittyPinkiez June 9, 2024

Mosquito Magnent

Person who typically gets bitten by a lot of mosquitos. Most of them are all racists. Mosquitos love racists

That Nazi is a mosquito magnent

by NumberOneBullshitGuy June 11, 2025

licking the mosquito trap

the sensual act of a man sucking the blood out of a lady’s used pad or tampon

“Hey man, you busy later?” “Yeah, my girl is having a hard day so I’ve got a night of licking the mosquito trap ahead of me.”

by 4skinsoup April 24, 2024

Mosquito Dating

When you just suck and go.

I’m only doing mosquito dating right now. No time for penetration.

by The_politibro February 25, 2024

Mosquito pillow

A mosquito that has been pillowifed and used as decoration in "mad people"homes across the world

Your a fucking mosquito pillow 😀

by IKEA IS LIFE March 9, 2024

Mosquitoing

To suck one tiny part of a story, quote, or situation out of context and then buzz around annoying everyone with it.

“Instead of reporting the whole study, that commentator was mosquitoing a single sentence to make it sound scary.”

by Homer that Meows September 23, 2025