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Transylvanian mosquito

The act of eating a girl out then biting her vagina hard enough to draw blood that you keep inside your mouth, after which she proceeds to give you head and repeat the process, ending the sexual encounter with a kiss, thus transferring the blood in each other's mouths.
Boy: "Care to engage in a consensual Transylvanian mosquito, my fair maiden?"
Girl: "Why the fuck are you dressed up as Dracula?"
by Insightfulfrog96 January 5, 2026
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licking the mosquito trap

the sensual act of a man sucking the blood out of a lady’s used pad or tampon
“Hey man, you busy later?” “Yeah, my girl is having a hard day so I’ve got a night of licking the mosquito trap ahead of me.”
by 4skinsoup April 24, 2024
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Mosquito Dating

I’m only doing mosquito dating right now. No time for penetration.
by The_politibro February 25, 2024
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Mosquito pillow

A mosquito that has been pillowifed and used as decoration in "mad people"homes across the world
Your a fucking mosquito pillow 😀
by IKEA IS LIFE March 9, 2024
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Mosquito Account

A social media account that gains fame not through the use of their own creativity or wit, but by gathering substance using the content of other creators, usually smaller then their own, to gain a larger following. The intent is to seem like they have a purpose, and are not just on their bed waiting for the next installment of My Chemical Depression.
"Hey, this instagram account is so talented, look at all their art styles"

"Jaminson, They're a mosquito account, please unfollow them and not be cringe anymore"
by Drywall Reviewer July 8, 2022
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Mosquito

The most fucking annoying thing to ever walk the earth. They’re stupid insects with no purpose but to give everyone ugly ass pimples and drink blood like vampires.
Those damn mosquitoes have done it again! They’ve ruined my beautiful lips!
by MINION TAMPONS? July 31, 2022
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Mosquito

These little fuck heads will ruin your life in many ways like biting, and… Jeremy where did the list go?
Jeremy: I DONT KNOW WHAT A MOSQUITO IS BITCH
by Emo-bitch February 25, 2022
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