Morning Doubt

1)Waking up first thing in the Morning and Seriously Doubting you'll amount to anything !
2)Waking up first thing in the Morning and can in no way Envision Achieving any of the Goals you have set for Yourself !

Oh man, I've got a bad case of morning doubt, I should just stay in bed or get really drunk !

by TheBumOfQueens April 19, 2009

morning wood

Your dicks way of saying "Hey, you've ignored me for 8 hours, now i'm going to make you piss all over your feet"

I got morning wood, and mom didn't see it, so she gave me a hug and got a suprise.

by Dirty-Dirty February 17, 2006

morning glory music

A really cool used CD store in Santa Barbara. You can get a napoleon dynamite-style mixtape for 99 cents there.

let's go down to morning glory music and get some kick-ass underground mixtapes.

by Angelacia June 13, 2007

a "good morning mr. president"

When your girl "sucks your penis" in the morning upon waking up.

I give my man a "Good morning Mr. president" at least three times a month to start his day off right cause if I don't do it one of those Monica Lewinsky's out there will!!

by Rufnew June 30, 2017

Morning Fist

That weak feeling in the hands when you first wake up in the morning, where you can't even make a fist.

Wife: Can you give me a backrub?

Husband: I would, but I totally have morning fist.

by Rock3ebChick March 6, 2009

white morning

A morning with freshly falling or fallened snow on the ground, especially if it fully covers the pavement.

EXAMPLE: Looks like were gonna have a white morning in the morning. I hope not, cause I love the warm weather only.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant February 2, 2010

Morning Grip

When you wake up early and you can't grip anything.

I had morning grip when i tried to pick up the ketchup, and i dropped it.

by Benjo November 10, 2002