Michael Moment

When somebody says or does something so sped and/or lazy that it rivals the actions of Sir Michael Grxyyy

Sir Michael Grxyyy -- "Why download Adobe when I can use the Youtube Video Editor"
Ant The BIG D -- "That's a real Michael Moment"
Sir Michael Grxyyy -- "What do you meeeannnn... whatever I don't care simple *duh dun*"

by middle nut December 31, 2019

a House moment

A sudden flash of genius, when one is trying to solve a complicated problem or frustrating issue. Inspired by the show House M.D. Typically near the end of the episode; Dr. House, in deep thought or from seeing a clue around him, finally finds the right diagnosis.

After accidentally spilling a bottle of black ink on my carpet, I tried to get it off with an old sponge before it dried. While panicking to clean it, I had a House moment. I ran to my bathroom, grabbed a bottle of shampoo, poured it on the spill, and scrubbed it spotless.

by Dr. Claw December 31, 2008

senior moment

A lapse of memory, logic or mental function which is atypical or unusual. The individual suffering the event, may not necessarily be advanced in age, although senior citizens are more likely to experience an occurrence.

Mom had a "senior moment" yesterday when she poured laundry detergent into the dryer.

by Gizmoitus September 30, 2003

Pocket Moment

Doing something incredibly retarded

Look! Coco did a pocket moment

by Alfonso:) May 25, 2021

Jesus Moment

When an absolute dumbass creates an incredibly bullshit excuse to not do something.

(Not Jesus as in the son of god, but the mexican name Jesus)

Jesus: I can't turn in my work, the site is down!
Person 1: Jesus moment

by edp4452 January 8, 2022

Toope Moment

That moment when you or a friend fuck up typing a word or sentence multiple times in a row.

Jon: "I've been diagnosed with cacne"
"Canecr"
"Cancer"

Lucas: "Haha you just had a Toope Moment"

by overgrown cumstain December 10, 2020

Shueisha Moment

When you're a manga publishing company and you decide to fuck with your readers by publishing colored manga that looks like a baby puked on a canvas instead of decent colors, especially using an airbrush on things that do not need it.

Person A: Man have you seen the new colored chapter for JoJo?
Person B: Yeah, but man, they really overused the airbrush on Wonder of U's palette.
Person A: Yeah, big Shueisha moment right there.

by Minedor007 May 2, 2021