A Milwaukee bong is a sexual activity that can be preformed with any gender as long as one of the participants as a pork sword and Nutsack also known as Cock and balls.
You start off by grabbing a a machine that can turn liquid into a Gas. Connect a rubber tube into the machine so that the machine pushes the gas through the rubber tube and into the other participants urethra. Continue until you notice the other participants balls start to swell. Then plug their urethra up with anal beads. After a couple minutes, take out the beads and smoke that dope out your homies slim Jim. 💯💯💯
You start off by grabbing a a machine that can turn liquid into a Gas. Connect a rubber tube into the machine so that the machine pushes the gas through the rubber tube and into the other participants urethra. Continue until you notice the other participants balls start to swell. Then plug their urethra up with anal beads. After a couple minutes, take out the beads and smoke that dope out your homies slim Jim. 💯💯💯
by Hey guess what? July 17, 2025
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Dan: Great night, Suzan gave me the Milwaukee Death Wish, I'll make sure not to kiss her for a couple days
Dan: Great night, Suzan gave me the Milwaukee Death Wish, I'll make sure not to kiss her for a couple days
by lowtaperfade69 December 9, 2024
Get the Milwaukee Death Wish mug.The sexual act is performed while shotgunning an ice cold Milwaukees Best Beer while one sexual partner provides oral sex after stuffing the shotgunners anus with Frozen Custard. This gives the shotgunner a lakeside effect (blizzard) on entry and exit.
I miss my days in Milwaukee, the rich brewing history, the frozen custard capital of the world. The access to such goods were integral in obtaining euphoria while performing a Milwaukee Blizzard
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