mike hawk

everyone loves mike hawk. mike hawk is the best . mike hawk is very good . even a daniel likes it

i like mike hawk

by i am not taking this serious March 28, 2021

Mike Wazowski

To watch Monsters inc. then when Mike Wazowski gets his fingers crushed, crush ones fingers within their anus, while furiously jacking off with the other, screaming in unison. Can be done with one or more people.

“Hey dude, wanna Mike Wazowski tonight?” “Sure, but your fingers are the ones getting crunched in my juicy anus.”

by MC Ballsack June 22, 2019

Mike Wheeler

Mike Wheeler is a simp. He appears in all three seasons of Stranger Things and is sadly dating Eleven. He's most likely a closeted bisexual who has internalized homophobia and a crush on Will Byers. He called El for 353 but stopped after Will's shadow monster situation got worse.

Sally: "Did you hear Iggy?"
Iggy: "What?"
Sally: "Mike Wheeler ruined Will's life."
Iggy: "Shut the f**k up Sally."

by wheres._.the._.love April 13, 2020

Mike Rakhabit

Fake name used by lead singer and bass player for NoFX. Say the name quick enough and end up with "My Crack Habit"

Yes officer, my name is Mike Rakhabit.

by Cop_eyed May 3, 2005

Mike Shea

The type of guy who shows up to a party uninvited and has suspicions about literally everyone. Sometimes a mike Shea could pull through but in a very low key way. Most of the time he is just a guy who likes to get people bopped and is a real titty ass nigga

Robie: “Yo, I’m gonna show up to the party tonight with some of my boys, is that straight?”
Matt: “ Don’t be a Mike Shea and kinch out”

by Wonderboy1256 April 27, 2019

Mikedamic

An Absolute Chad,Moderator on Discord and Reddit,Has already fucked your mom, 3'6 (among us) , Underachiever, Well known for being a MILF Hunter in the scientific community (reddit), Watches loli hentai.

Person 1:Hey! Are you new here?
Person 2: Im Mikedamic.
Person 1:*on cellphone* MOM WE ARE MOVING TOWN

Person 2: Too late shithead i also fucked your sister *puts on sunglasses, goes to do reactor*

by HyperShrine March 12, 2021

Mike Vitar

A hot, sexy, beautiful man who is best known as Benny Rodriguez in “the sandlot” and Luis Mendoza in “the mighty ducks” who is often thought (by blind ass bitches) as “ugly” but no even tho the is 42 with 3 kids and an ugly ass wife he still could get it.

Friend 1: hey bro yk Mike Vitar

Friend 2: *creams*

by Kylie Rodriguez November 24, 2021