Also know as fart girl because shes silent and deadly. Melissa doesn't have a soul but she possesses many and hides them in plain sight disguised as freckles on her pale body and vanilla face (bang bang skeet skeet nigga)Shes not tall enough to make it on the rides at 6 flags but she Fucks the system so no other fucks Are given. Shes awesome and will poke ur eyes out because u are a systematic drone to the man. She believes in free speech and the freedom to do what she wants. Melissa is always down to cut a stalken bitch and steal her soul. All and all shes a great friend that I would proudly march along side and die for when its our time to rise! MY SISTER. .....VIVA LA REVALUATION
by Statik Tha Martyr May 31, 2015
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Its Used To Describe The Situation That youre In while you Are Getting Stoned, Drunk, Or Doing Somthing Totaly Stupid
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