A child molester who loves fat kids to sit in his lap so he can get an erection and than he rapes them.
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also McDoogan is the act of receiving fellatio from a girl with an eye patch
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the largest fast food chain. idiots are eating too much of the food and got super fat. so instead of excercising and going cold turkey, they sued mcdonalds. what did they do with the money? bought more big macs.
by thegreatmonkey November 19, 2004
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by Chris Mc. May 22, 2006
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Almost everyone in the world have heard their infamous name, and they either love it or hate it.
Resulting in stepping inside an average abyss of tastebud Hell, you will be shocked to discover many terrifying sights. The basic area is horrid, and the first thing heard is whiny children complaining that their "McNuggets" are too "salty" and obnoxious overweight adult customers arguing pointlessly at a random worker. Most seats are taken up by either a crowd of 100 college students clustered into the corners of the room wearing baggy bin bags for trousers, idiotic children or teenagers shouting random things about their "meals" or obese men and women who gorge on about 5 of the disgusting, greasy "burgers" which would make a pig look like it has better diet and dining sense. The smell and overall breathing space is terrible, and the tiny sweaty dining areas usually waft with odours of frying faeces coming from the hidden kitchens.
In other information, most sensible people who have better minds and eating plans will stay well clear of this nightmare, rather than the poor, overweight souls who have had their mouths possesed by poorly cooked pieces of "meat" which look like floppy donkey carcass pressed into a disk-like shape by a child's cookie cutter. Often, terrible bouts of hiccups, burping, vomiting or diorraeh occur approximatly two hours after eating any large portion of the food served there.
Most people now resent the place even more, what with the pathetic TV commercials where they have rappers talking nonsence about how they think "McDonald's" is "the place to be" which makes 70% of the audience expossed to it want to slsh open their wrists in a frenzy of emarassment and hate. Even moronic pre-pubescant girls hate it, and if they were fans of Justin Timberlake now, they will have custom-made dartboards with a photograph of him in the middle for in his honour for inventing it's new catchphrase: "I'm lovin' it".
...Well, sorry, but in my opinion and half of the world, I sadly don't...but don't put me off you fans of buying the new "McVomit In A Bun".
Almost everyone in the world have heard their infamous name, and they either love it or hate it.
Resulting in stepping inside an average abyss of tastebud Hell, you will be shocked to discover many terrifying sights. The basic area is horrid, and the first thing heard is whiny children complaining that their "McNuggets" are too "salty" and obnoxious overweight adult customers arguing pointlessly at a random worker. Most seats are taken up by either a crowd of 100 college students clustered into the corners of the room wearing baggy bin bags for trousers, idiotic children or teenagers shouting random things about their "meals" or obese men and women who gorge on about 5 of the disgusting, greasy "burgers" which would make a pig look like it has better diet and dining sense. The smell and overall breathing space is terrible, and the tiny sweaty dining areas usually waft with odours of frying faeces coming from the hidden kitchens.
In other information, most sensible people who have better minds and eating plans will stay well clear of this nightmare, rather than the poor, overweight souls who have had their mouths possesed by poorly cooked pieces of "meat" which look like floppy donkey carcass pressed into a disk-like shape by a child's cookie cutter. Often, terrible bouts of hiccups, burping, vomiting or diorraeh occur approximatly two hours after eating any large portion of the food served there.
Most people now resent the place even more, what with the pathetic TV commercials where they have rappers talking nonsence about how they think "McDonald's" is "the place to be" which makes 70% of the audience expossed to it want to slsh open their wrists in a frenzy of emarassment and hate. Even moronic pre-pubescant girls hate it, and if they were fans of Justin Timberlake now, they will have custom-made dartboards with a photograph of him in the middle for in his honour for inventing it's new catchphrase: "I'm lovin' it".
...Well, sorry, but in my opinion and half of the world, I sadly don't...but don't put me off you fans of buying the new "McVomit In A Bun".
>_< ...Don't make me go there again...I think I actually feel sympathy for the former slim population who have been sucked into the evil...
by YouThinkYouKnowItButYouDon't August 2, 2004
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The name is an acronym for their terrible food, and the shitty McDonalds experience overall:
M = Malnutritious
C = Crap
D = Disease-ridden
O = Overweight-customers
N = Never-get-served
A = Annoying-little-shits
L = Lard-filled
D = Disgusting
S = SHIT!
Put it all together and what does it spell?...
M C D O N A L D S!!!
The name is an acronym for their terrible food, and the shitty McDonalds experience overall:
M = Malnutritious
C = Crap
D = Disease-ridden
O = Overweight-customers
N = Never-get-served
A = Annoying-little-shits
L = Lard-filled
D = Disgusting
S = SHIT!
Put it all together and what does it spell?...
M C D O N A L D S!!!
by kazza_nz December 25, 2003
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