mufflage

The excess pubic hair that hangs out of a females bikini.

Did you see the mufflage Shauna had when she wore her bathing suit? She should really shave or at least trim it.

by Chandler Fox November 5, 2019

Muffle Hump

When you are engaging in intercourse with a fat girl with a double wide, ran through camel toe. Muffle refers to the sounds made when attempting to eat her out and your face being eaten by her flappy flaps instead, hump because you’ll need extra humph to even reach over all that cottage cheese cunt grossness.

“Dude, did you fuck Grace? I can see her camel toe from here.”
“Yeah bro, I muffle humped that bitch all night.”

by poisoned poet February 23, 2022

muffled muffin moelester

Someone who’s mic is so ass that it sounds muffled then they go on a rampage an fuck every muffin they see raw

Your the muffled muffin moelester your mic is so ass

by anonymous March 19, 2022

tuffy muffler

means to shove your penis in an asshole and they fart on it.

1. shut the fuck up or ill give you a tuffy muffler.
2. i would totally tuffy muffler

by longboards September 19, 2009

i'maffle

verb. The act of thinking of or actually venturing out to the closest Waffle House after a heavy night of drinking....Also means heavy drinking that may or may not end in a Waffle House awaiting slow waffle service and runaway chases....Not to be confused with imaffling, which is simply heavy drinking or complete fuckedupedness inside the mind due to heavy drinking or drug use.

We will i'maffle after the next round of Jagerbombs! This town is fucking worthless because there is nowhere for me to i'maffle.

by straight outta locash June 2, 2010

guff muffler

A device worn beneath outer garmets to arrest the foul stench coming from ones butt when farting and to reduce the sound from reverberating round

Farts smell and sound much worse when in the shower than sat in the car with a guff muffler (clothes) on

by The Guffers August 14, 2011

Monroe Muffler

In order to give someone a Monroe Muffler, one must have a sufficiently large potato and one or more willing or unwilling anuses in which to insert aforementioned potato into.

Dayuuuummm! I was just up at R.I.T. partying and this one bitch was just begging for me to give her a Monroe Muffler!

by Explorer1958 June 17, 2013