by Chrisbrown’sleftfist December 26, 2022
by Chrisbrown’sleftfist December 26, 2022
“hey isnt that samuel martinez..”
“oh yeah!!! thats kristina’s husband!! they are definitely meant to be!”
“oh yeah!!! thats kristina’s husband!! they are definitely meant to be!”
by tsumikii June 20, 2024
Dirty Martini with Tequila 🍸
I’ve been craving a martini but have been drinking tequila all day. Thank goodness this place will make a Sucio Martinez!
by Samantha Lane December 21, 2023
Rosse Martinez is someone to die for. She is perfect and kind and funny and everything you could imagine in a dream girlfriend. She’ll cheer you up when you’re sad, talk things through when you’re mad, and tell you funny jokes when you’re happy. She may be a handful but it’s worth loving for. She may be mean on the outside but when you get to know her, She is the most amazing woman ever
Rosse Martinez is the most amazing girlfriend ever!!!!!!
by iloveRosse August 07, 2023
A random Dominican Republic man whose have weird name sounds like random shit who was born around 1942 in Santo Domingo, Dominican Republic
Stranger: What's your name sir?
You: Hapyberdey Tuyu Villalona Martinez
Stranger: hahahahahahaha so weird name
You: Hapyberdey Tuyu Villalona Martinez
Stranger: hahahahahahaha so weird name
by twisted swiftie phl December 29, 2022