Chocolate Martha Stewart

Name given to Kent’ae Van London, CLP, AAMS, GNSA a United Kingdom born, Southern California/Washington state resident specializing in floral arrangements and interior design creations for his note-worthy ability to channel unorthodox color concepts while inspiring out-of-the-box creative ingenuity.

"Did you view that gorgeous living room concept? It looks like the Chocolate Martha Stewart strikes again!"

by Live-N-Learn May 14, 2025

Martha

What you call someone who something you don't agree with, for obvious reasons. Often a stupid white girl who doesn't think her opinions might be a tad outdated.

Skank: "oh, I don't really like gay people"
You: " 😑 ok Martha. "

by GrammarNerd25 May 5, 2023

Going Martha

Going Martha means when you're so drunk that you have that blank look in your eyes and you go completely nuts beyond control I.e. throwing things, saying mean things, punching the walls, going ballistic.

Last night my husband was so drunk and was saying some vile things to me, he was going Martha.

by Xtina68 June 17, 2016

Merville martha

A women who enjoys the company of many men in one session

Did you hear about her mate, she a right merville martha

by Bourne in the air June 9, 2022

Martha Bell

The Complete Opposite Of Cool

Mate That's A Very Martha Bell Thing To Do

by LemonFanta September 3, 2023

Martha Washington

a hip, hip, hip hip lady...

"Martha Washington was a hip, hip, hip hip lady..."

by josephtacos December 29, 2022

Martha-nize

Verb. The action of pelting someone with ignorant questions for days and weeks until the incompetence fueling the question asking results in emotional or mental distress to the individual being accosted. Martha-nizing is equal to figuratively euthanizing the

subject’s will to live.

“This bitch done asked me how to send an email for the 12th time this week. I’m too drained to come back to work tomorrow from how she’s attempting to Martha-nize me on the daily. Please give my eulogy”

by TaggartRailCEO September 6, 2023