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Martha's many holes
Do not reverse snoopdog Martha's orphices
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Martha

Martha has been heartbroken every time she dates someone she always ends up crying every night. She always gives the best of herself to the wrong men especially names with the letter E I mean come on you got the best girl the girl who loves you through your ups and downs. Martha may not be the best girl you've ever been with but she is trying. I admit loving someone can turn into a disaster or a fairytale but for Martha loving someone does not only meant to be a happy ending she knew what was gonna happen when he dates a boy with the letter E but she still risks it, why? because she loves you! She may not show it to you but deep down she knows she loves you and you know she loves you. So please if you're ever planning to come inside of Martha's heart please be careful and don't just leave without any explanation. AND THAT'S IT! anyways always remember that Martha deserves the world or any other names.
1. Martha is so selfless.
2. Martha will always try her best.
3. MARTHA IS HOT

4. DAMNNNNNN MARTHA UR PRETTY<3
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Martha

Martha, a very beautiful person, from inside and outside. She isn’t really shy nor quiet, she’s a loud person. She’s at least an unproblematic person. She, a person, who loves to make stories. She uses her phone a lot. She’s sometimes generous, and sometimes not. She’s a student, who wouldn’t study, and still not fail the test. Regards, that, she actually studies only when it comes to math, or spelling. She hates teachers who make her over work. She sometimes sleep late.
“Martha, come here. We’re going to the park
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Martha Stewart

“Frank is the best Martha Stewart, he was elbow deep in my ass last night
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Martha Stewart

Epic kitchen win, driven but calm.

Martha Stewart is so far gone it almost insane, but it looks sooooo amazing and she just talks you through a video. It's so simple and elegant and efficient. Lulled into a fale sense of confidence perhaps, you, like I, may try to make Martha Stewarts gingerbread capecod dollhouse. Yes? However, she took an arctectual drafting course to make her gingerbread house and I did not. There is the difference.

To get an idea of what she's all about;

Gingerbread downtown alley (marthastewart) youtube.com

How to start your day like Martha Stewart youtube.com shorts

Martha Stewart gets ready for Halloween

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Choosing wedding cakes - choosing wedding cakes and desserts // Martha Stewart Weddings.

Martha Stewart vs the rest of us

Epic kitchen fails expectation vs reality (top10xx) youtube.com
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MARTHA :3

the most gorgeous girl EVER

her crystal blue eyes
she loves her boyfriend sooooo much
by arch:3 martha June 15, 2024
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MARTHA!

The words said by Superman in Batman v. Superman, referencing his mother.
Superman: Martha!
Batman: How do you know that name?!
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