Maple Ridge

When a male specimen is balless via castration or being born that way it is the area between his penis and his anus. Usually called a taint or gooch when a ballsack is there but without one it cant be considered a taint.

Dude i shaved my maple ridge last night and its as smooth as a babys bottom!!

by IHitFences January 26, 2010

maple bar

A solid turd that's round, long, looks, and smells like poop, but is, in fact, a maple bar.

<David> Zoe just ate a maple bar!
<Si> Gross! Where did she get it?
<Nick> She just dumped it in the tiolet, then fished it right out and munched it!

by Si & David September 2, 2006

Maple Ridge

the place has nothing but crack heads and a lot of skids. its a pretty dirty place if u ask me. nobody seems too fond of it. and where can i get weed here... apparently alot of grow-ops but i cant find anyone who sells

cmon Maple Ridge show me how good ur weed is.

by d pensky October 10, 2008

Maple Custom Team Forums

A place where noobs come to leech while the mods and admins fight them off

*Random Nub enters Maple Custom Team Forums*
Random Nub: C@n 1 H@Z C#ST0MZ?
Member: Go away

by KiraIsJustice September 4, 2009

maple kush

A drug popularized in the streets of downtown Mushaboom, Canada. It is known for being made from dried maple leaves. It can be smoked or used as a drug to spike maple syrup or tea. The effects are extreme pacifism, the desire to eat, and stickiness.

Ex. 1:

Da'Shauwn: "Got dat maple kush?"
Shay'Tronsha: "Yee I got dat maple kush $w@g, brotha."

Ex. 2:
Bert: "Dude, hide the maple kush, my mom's gonna find it!"

by ilovebeavers July 19, 2012

maple fever

As described in South Park S19E02, a term used to identify someone who has sexual preference for Canadian women or men.

"And I suppose you have a thing for Canadian girls, huh? Is that it? You've got maple fever?

by DeathMetal November 9, 2015

Maple Bars

1. A type of dough-nut
2. When a girl has such huge vajayjay lips that you can seee them through her pants, and it looks like she has two maple bars side by side in her pants.

Person#1 :"wow...look at that girls crotch, her camel-toe has reached a new level."

Person#2 : "Holy shit that girl has maple bars."

by Menthol 4 lIFE April 22, 2008