Mandage

The real mans bandage, the veritable John Wayne of medicine. To apply mandage:

first rinse the wound with Jack Daniels to prevent infection (other manly whiskeys may substitute). second, pack the wound liberally with Copenhagen and seal with duct tape.

Finally, sack up, walk it off and quit being a bitch.

Person 1: oh no, i cut my leg off!
person 2: Slap a mandage on it and sack up, pussy!

by Revfin May 11, 2011

Mandentory

when a man is so caught up in his everyday stress that going to his "man cave" is inevitable.

Guy 1: Dude we gotta chill i got big news.
Guy 2: Dang man is it serious?
Guy 1: Its more than that. Its mandentory

by SWpride September 30, 2011

Mandard

Mandard is often used an an alternative to the modern word "standard". It is a phrase only to be used by men or a man (hence man-dard). It is used to describe scenarios which are manly and either satisfying or comical. It can however be used with multiple meanings, so to substitute for a range of other adjectives in order to describe events such as 'cool' or 'awesome' etc.

Commonly used by rugby players in particular for banterous events/times. A further meaning is to use it when describing a certain high level of drunkness.

Person 1: "hey man I was so drunk last night did you have a good time as well?"
Person 2:" Yea mate it was pretty mandard"

or

The Rugby game I watched today was quite mandard
or

Let's get Mandard on cider tonight lads

by DLMandard August 22, 2012

Mandaring

to purposely divert attention from what would otherwise be of greater importance, to something else of lesser significance. By doing so, the lesser-significant event is catapulted into the limelight, drowning proper attention to what was originally the more important issue.

In Iron Man 3 press releases, Kevin Feige was Mandaring the Marvel fans about Ben Kingsley and Guy Pearce's portrayal of the villain.

by Scranter August 21, 2013

mandela money

The new South African bank notes with Nelson Mandela's face on them.

I don't have that old cash money anymore, I'm spending that 'mandela money'.

by P S Quint October 28, 2013

Mandela-ing

When playing monopoly, a player stays in jail for an extended period of time to prevent paying rent on expensive properties.

Mandela-ing late in the game allowed Jack to retain enough funds to buy a hotel on boardwalk.

by Braj Gibson December 24, 2013

mando musk

The distinct, pungent perfume that secretes from your nether regions when you peel back your spandex after a xc race.

Suzy was coming home after a hard race, but found her house to herself. No one wanted to be there to catch any mando musk

by yungeddie September 21, 2014