John: Haha, you're such a lopser!
Jack: What?
John: Errr, loser.
Jack: Heh, I should've used typo-logic to figure that out.
Jack: What?
John: Errr, loser.
Jack: Heh, I should've used typo-logic to figure that out.
by Maarten Staa October 7, 2007
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1. To argue with a powerful logic.
2. To make confusing arguments, usually involving equivocation.
1. To argue with a powerful logic.
2. To make confusing arguments, usually involving equivocation.
1. Man, you always convince me! You are such a logic chopper!
2. No, we won't take the umbrella to the game. Just because last year it rained it doesn't mean this year it will. Stop chopping logic. The weather forecast said clearly it won't rain today. Enough said.
2. No, we won't take the umbrella to the game. Just because last year it rained it doesn't mean this year it will. Stop chopping logic. The weather forecast said clearly it won't rain today. Enough said.
by Bruno G January 1, 2013
Get the logic chopper mug.Me: Hey baby, where do you want to go for dinner tonight?
Her: Fuck you, I know that you want to go to that restaurant with the hot waitress.
Me: There's that beautiful Uterine Logic that I love.
Her: Fuck you, I know that you want to go to that restaurant with the hot waitress.
Me: There's that beautiful Uterine Logic that I love.
by ConfusedHusband February 28, 2020
Get the Uterine Logic mug.The logic that isn't logic at all used by Nick. It makes no sense whatsoever and no one but Nick understands because it is completely illogical. Either a straight line is somehow drawn from one thing to a conclusion which has no relevance to the thing, there is no possible way anyone could ever connect the two yet with Nick logic they do even though it has no connection. Or, an action is done that makes no sense in any way yet in the mind of Nick, it makes perfect sense when no one else can figure out how it could make any sense in the slightest. It is completely illogical in every way and it is baffling how Nick could ever think it is logical. It makes no sense.
Person 1: How... What... How did he...?
Person 2: How did he draw that conclusion from THAT?
Person 1: How does that make ANY sense WHATSOEVER?
Person 3: It's Nick logic.
Person 2: How did he draw that conclusion from THAT?
Person 1: How does that make ANY sense WHATSOEVER?
Person 3: It's Nick logic.
by I_speak the_truth September 25, 2019
Get the Nick logic mug.Someone who observes a situation and resolves/tries to resolve it in a reasonable way.
Synonyms: critical thinker and intellectual
Antonyms: conservative and liberal
Synonyms: critical thinker and intellectual
Antonyms: conservative and liberal
Mark: “Whoa! She’s answered that question in the utmost rational way!”
Henry: “Well, yeah dude. She’s what we call a logical thinker!”
Henry: “Well, yeah dude. She’s what we call a logical thinker!”
by BowieFan1976 March 22, 2022
Get the Logical thinker mug.When someone tries to seem smarter than you but ends up making everything seem more confusing than it already is and just makes a conversation an unbearable loop of agony. Norman logic can also be used to win an argument when they the person knows they are wrong.
Parker: Luffy is the leader of the straw hats pirates
Norman: No it's Zoro fuck off
Parker: Dude are you serious I live and breath One-piece
Norman Logic is used
Norman: Nope it's Zoro fuck off
Parker: Ooof
Norman: No it's Zoro fuck off
Parker: Dude are you serious I live and breath One-piece
Norman Logic is used
Norman: Nope it's Zoro fuck off
Parker: Ooof
by sus453 April 16, 2018
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2. That's the most dookie logic I've ever heard. In fact, that's the DOOKIEST logic I've ever heard!
2. That's the most dookie logic I've ever heard. In fact, that's the DOOKIEST logic I've ever heard!
by dookied July 23, 2006
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