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Ching ming ling let me get that dilk

An only Asian phrase that is used when you're in the mood for some good dick.
Michael: Hey Wong!
Wong: Ching ming ling let me get that dilk!
Michael: What the fuck is wrong with you Wong?
by Blumpkid42 February 23, 2017
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ching chong ling long ting tong

apparantly what asians say when they talk in the library on their cellphones.

made famous by a "polite, nice American girl" who lowered UCLA's standards by being able to get accepted there.
Hi, in America we do not talk on our cell phones in the library....Over here from somewhere, "Ooooh Ching Chong Ling Long Ting Tong, Ooohhhhh." .... I swear they're going through their whole families, just checking on everybody from the tsunami thing.....if you're gonna go call your address book like you might as well go outside.
by heyybitch March 30, 2011
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1. N: One who messes things up/fucks them up beyond all recognition, or who generally sucks, especially below the belt and on non-human mammals.
2.Adj: Descriptive of one who displays the traits of the nominative definition
"Jason is such a fucking swiglar!You can sure tell that he was raised by trailer trash!!"

"get outta my face, you reptile-swiggling pig!"
by swizzbo March 5, 2004
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A langudge that every one talks but doesnt know it. they are all beef cakes that live in the ocean. they smell like lit cheese.
every one is talking ching chong bing bong ling long ting tong wing wong ding dong fing fong ring rong these days!
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Ling Ling

A derogatory term for a Thai person (literally meaning Monkey). Especially one lacking independent thought and/or progressive ideas. A Thai person with little education or life experience who is content as long as he/she has the basic necessities of life. A Thai person who has been brainwashed by government institutions to believe that they must foremost serve their country above anything else.
Jirawat is such a Ling Ling! As long as he has enough money for cheap alcohol and street food he wouldn't dare complain.
by Stacks_one August 9, 2024
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Ling Ling

The name that any white person uses when talking about an Asian person. Ling Ling likes to eat dog.
Asian Person: The neighbors are still looking for their dog. That was some good shit Ling Ling!
by Katelucky123 December 2, 2017
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Loh Ka Ling Melina

"Oh now I'm becoming a LOH KA LING MELINA "
by BlacklyBae October 29, 2022
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