An only Asian phrase that is used when you're in the mood for some good dick.
Michael: Hey Wong!
Wong: Ching ming ling let me get that dilk!
Michael: What the fuck is wrong with you Wong?
by Blumpkid42 February 23, 2017
mugGet the Ching ming ling let me get that dilkmug.
apparantly what asians say when they talk in the library on their cellphones.

made famous by a "polite, nice American girl" who lowered UCLA's standards by being able to get accepted there.
Hi, in America we do not talk on our cell phones in the library....Over here from somewhere, "Ooooh Ching Chong Ling Long Ting Tong, Ooohhhhh." .... I swear they're going through their whole families, just checking on everybody from the tsunami thing.....if you're gonna go call your address book like you might as well go outside.
by heyybitch March 30, 2011
mugGet the ching chong ling long ting tongmug.
1. N: One who messes things up/fucks them up beyond all recognition, or who generally sucks, especially below the belt and on non-human mammals.
2.Adj: Descriptive of one who displays the traits of the nominative definition
"Jason is such a fucking swiglar!You can sure tell that he was raised by trailer trash!!"

"get outta my face, you reptile-swiggling pig!"
by swizzbo March 5, 2004
mugGet the swig(g)ler/swig(g)lar/swig(g)lingmug.
A langudge that every one talks but doesnt know it. they are all beef cakes that live in the ocean. they smell like lit cheese.
every one is talking ching chong bing bong ling long ting tong wing wong ding dong fing fong ring rong these days!
mugGet the ching chong bing bong ling long ting tong wing wong ding dong fing fong ring rongmug.

ling maos

Ling maos is an ancient phrase that has been in lots of ancient scripture. Its meaning is a historical mystery.
Me:

Jérémy: ling maos
by DirectionAndMagnitude69 June 15, 2021
mugGet the ling maosmug.

Yun Ling

The cutest and most adorable girl alive, full time couch potato.
She will give you the warmest surprises and she has the most special relationship with her one and only best friend.
Yun Ling has just made your day.
by Qpjt November 22, 2021
mugGet the Yun Lingmug.

Ling

A strong and smart woman, mostly Asian.
"I can't believe Ling is stronger than Fung! She defeated him in a hand wrestling match!"
"True, but you are missing the fact that he is faster and more agile than Ling. So, they are balanced in my opinion."
by OneCountryTwoSystemsIsGood August 9, 2024
mugGet the Lingmug.

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