Devils Lick

Getting hit in the nut sack or vagine region from a toilet splash. The splash is usually the result of a nasty heater pooped out in the toilet bowl. This unfortunate event can result in an extended restroom visit. Usually more wiping attention is required for the individual.

"Hey Spaulding why did you take so long in the men's room?" " Well Wilson, while I was dropping a serious deuce I suddenly was hit with the splash of the devils lick!.. It took so long because I had some extra curricular wiping to be done to my grundle area"...."Ohh Spaulding, looks like you sold your nuts to the devil".

by MrGolf October 14, 2011

lick a dick

translates as 'thank you for your opinion but your input is no longer required'

1st "I reckon George Bush is a really great guy"
2nd "Go lick a dick."

by Striker June 25, 2004

Hit-a-lick

Find a quick way (or job) to make money, usually illegal.

Dawg, I'm broke lets go Hit-a-lick so we can get a sack.

I've been thinking all day about how to Hit-a-lick for some extra dough.

by Big City740 November 20, 2010

lick her lock

perform cunnilingus

Guy1: Did you lick her lock last night.

Guy2: Yeah, and she moaned loud when I unlocked it.

by WeirdererDefine October 16, 2011

French Lick

It's a town in Indiana, you filthy perverts. Seriously, what were you expecting?

Normal Person: I was down in French Lick the other day...
pervert: Hee hee.. french lick..
Normal person: ......

by 05C21 May 26, 2008

lick the envelope

Oral sex on a female.

She asked me to lick the envelope, and then I mailed that shit.

by akgirl November 20, 2009

mother licker

a politically correct, 'PG' version of the well known phrase; Mother Fucker.

Old Gregg: It's attached to your rod mother licker.
Have you ever drunk Baileys from a shoe?
Do you wanna go to a club where people wee on
each other?
Howard Moon: No. Sir.

by Eagle von Ceasel May 5, 2008