By-the-lickety-lightning 

An old time exclamation indicating surprise, astonishment or frustration often follow by a threat of violence.

By-the-lickety-lightning, don't be so stupid, I oughta tan your hide! or By-the-lickety-lightning Eddy, get out of that tree or I'll come up there and throw you out! By-the-lickety-lightning, let me do it!

By-the-lickety-lightning by SantaPow July 19, 2019

Butt Lightning

Verb. The act of taking such a vicious dump that it strikes the toilet with such force that thunder is created.

Fuck dude, that's the third toilet that my butt lightning has destroyed this month. I'm never eating Taco Bell after drinking 151 rum again.

Butt Lightning by drwhite August 3, 2009

berp chain lightning 

when you get a hero in warcraft or in DotA and you receive a hero that has an ability called chain lightning, and you yell out "BERP CHAIN LIGHTING" when you use it.

Andy: Boyd help me gank bot
Boyd: k BERP CHAIN LIGHTNING
Andy: ks

berp chain lightning by Athathaway October 21, 2007

Admiral Wolverine Lightning Bolt 

The four coolest words ever.
As said by Billy, from The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy.

Person one: What should I name my cd?
Person two: Admiral Wolverine Lightning Bolt, dude.
Person one: Why?
Person two: IT'S THE FOUR COOLEST WORDS IN EXISTANCE.

Admiral Wolverine Lightning Bolt by BillynMAndy August 29, 2009

Ride the lightning

A harsher alternative meaning for "go with the flow."

Going with the flow implies just going with whatever happens.

Since lightning is so fast, deadly, etc., "riding the lightning" denotes a "fuck it all" mentality in which the person is so fed up, that they ultimately concede and just adapt or let themselves go to arbitrary circumstance, no matter how austere or violent it may be.

"I can't take this shit no more..."
"Aww, fuck it all. Just go with flow, ride the lightning..."

Ride the lightning by cleon24769 April 23, 2008

greased lightning 

Someone or something incredibly fast

When he heard you were coming, he left like greased lightning.

greased lightning by Light Joker October 20, 2005

Jersey Lightning

More commonly known as "Applejack", it is re-distilled cider (or hard cider, in the U.S.).

The process raises it's alchoholic content.

The name Jersey Lightning comes from colonial times, in which road workers in New Jersey would be paid in applejack.

"These workers need to get going faster"
"Just give 'em some jersey lightning!"

Jersey Lightning by IcarusBeDamned January 20, 2007