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lasagna hotpocket

When it's a hot sweaty day and woman who is on her period and has a yeast infection, her vagina resembles a slice of lasagna. The ricotta cheese and meat sauce wrapped in melted mozzarella and soft lasagna noodle is what is between this woman's legs.
It's so hot out i have a lasagna hotpocket in my pants! Hot and nasty!
by Loadedtatertot June 4, 2019
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LasagnBRUH

Bad lasagna. Lasagna with poor quality.
I think they are going to serve lasagnBRUH for lunch today. I wouldn't eat it though.
by Dirtyliberal420 November 12, 2019
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lasagnalise

Lasagnalise is a person that be part egg part dumbass part lasagna
Lasagnalise: “I don’t know what a woodwind be :,(“
Person: “reeds and shit.”
by Lasangalise October 2, 2020
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Lasaija

A very sexy, fine, thick and bad young woman that carries herself very highly. Also a milf.
by milkkmarie June 6, 2021
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Lasallian Gaslight

When the place is very far. But Lasallians tell you it is not
-They told me “Lapit lang na, daw sa into ka”. But it is a 10 kilometer walk and they laughed at me saying it was not far at all.

-Yeah, typical Lasallian gaslight
by Paredude July 29, 2022
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Lasagnaless

get a load of this bitch, he's Lasagnaless
by TheAncientOne07 August 9, 2022
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Lhana

A true Goddess

Lhana is a girl with so much beauty and she is passant about it, she always speaks on what's on her mind also if she loves you she'll love love you and would want you to be hers forever plus she'll always be there for you and she'll always listen to whatever you have to say even if you're feeling down you could just talk to her and she'll listen to you

You won't ever waste your time if you have her

She'll care for you and love you with everything she has

Warning: Do not take advantage of her or she'll turn the tables on you and make you feel bad about yourself, probably hate you forever the if you take advantage the all the love the love she had for you is gone and all there is left is hate
by Lovely_Lion September 7, 2022
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