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Screaming-legal

Adjective/Noun

A sexual act in which one person does not consent to and to which police and the courts are involved
You know that town slut? Yeah, well the butch went screaming-legal on me.
by Twiggysmalls January 29, 2019
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legal seafood

by EM&EM 33 February 18, 2018
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legal jazz hands

When a plaintiff doesn't have a good case, acts panicky, and freaks out for lack of any other option by filing a frivolous lawsuit, hoping to whoop up public sympathy.
"If they'd had a case, they would've filed for an injunction. Instead, they went all legal jazz hands with a frivolous lawsuit they'll never win."
by Tia Salamanca February 10, 2017
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How you describe a proposed recreational activity to a girl to alleviate most of her "automatic" (i.e., uncertainties that would typically occur to her "right off the bat" whenever anything unfamiliar is suggested to her) concerns .
Telling a cutie that, "It's easy, fun, free, legal, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant" when you wanna give her an "all over" massage is fine and dandy,. but how can you be so sure that this will all be true? I mean, just **you** try and "keep it in your pants" when you have a luscious-fleshed girl lying naked and submissive in front of you!
by QuacksO January 4, 2020
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legal vote

adjective:

1. A vote cast in the name of our supreme leader!

2. A vote made by a person who is dedicated to Keeping America Great!
by legal_Alien November 5, 2020
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legal hypochondriac

n. An individual stricken with extreme litigiousness, usually due to a vicious combination of nosiness, paranoia, persecution complex, having too much time, and an innate and perhaps genetic inability to take responsibility for him or herself.
Much like a person for whom every sniffle is merely the first sign of impending death by swine flu, the legal hypochondriac believes that every one of life's minor inconveniences is not only someone else's fault, but someone else's legal liability. This necessitates calling at least three lawyers, writing letters, gathering boxes of evidence, filing multiple law suits, and then lodging complaints with the Law Society about the lawyers who refused to take the case on a contingency fee.

The legal hypochondriac can often be found on the black lists of every law firm within several hundred kilometres of his or her home.
by impartisan September 12, 2012
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Golden Legal

A Model United Nations Legal who hooks up with their head chair
OMG the Chief of Staff and their Legal hooked up after the debate, what a golden legal.
by ModelUnitedNationsDebater November 12, 2023
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