lawn officer

(n.) -- the person who is in charge of keeping the lawn outside your home looking good and well-kept all year long

"At my house, I'm the lawn officer. I don't get paid, but my wife gives me a big hug and a kiss every time I mow the lawn and rake the leaves."

by PRwiz101 September 3, 2009

Fair Lawn

Fair Lawn is a predominantly white town with a lot of russian jews. Of course there is diversity considering the town is right next to Paterson, but it's filled with white kids saying the n-word, kids riding their bike blasting rap music, and white washed black kids. The Fair Lawn Cutters are pretty bad as well, at least they get an A for effort...actually more like a C.d

Person 1: Hey where are you from?
Person 2: I'm from Fair Lawn
Person 1: Happy Hanukkah!
Person 2: How did you know I was jewish?

by antanasay iegoday March 11, 2022

Unkept lawn

A pubic region which has been rudely neglected.

Woman starts getting naked by taking top off. Male happy & excited. Woman pulls off undies. Male gasps and takes a step back when the unkept lawn is exposed.

by Etak_soda September 24, 2011

Mowing the Lawn

The act of tossing someone's salad (giving a rim job) while wearing braces, therefor cutting their butthole hair as you pleasure them.

Jacob loves it when Mollie starts mowing the lawn in the middle of a long bus ride.

by JONGaCONGi July 8, 2012

Lawn Mower

Someone who eats the sac/pussy.
A hairy pussy specifically.

"Yo, kidd, you nasty eating dat gurrl like a lawn mower dat you r. Dat sac gotta b hairless nigga, u dun want a mouth full of hair"

by DamnIt69 May 11, 2010

shag-lawn

Slang term for small town in northern nj. ie Fair Lawn

Why is it that people we dont know call this place shag-lawn.

also know as the Shag.

by na November 16, 2003

lawn duty

When your posted on the lawn.

Did you hear Chad caught lawn duty

by money880 October 18, 2019