Lard

John James

John James is a lard.

by Hogiebear September 26, 2020

lard cakes

a verbal expression of discontent

"Hey wanna go see a movie?"
"No man, I have way to much homework."
"Lard cakes"

by NerdDude May 5, 2015

Melt the Lard

(v.) To have sex with a bucket of lard, causing it to melt. This generally occurs because of loneliness.

Man, it's just been so long that I had to go and Melt the Lard yesterday.

It's meeeeellltttiiiiiinggg!!!

by UnicornJesus April 1, 2010

lard

A response to an answer of question you weren't expecting, but don't care about it too much.

A: "what would happen if you put France on top of Wyoming?"
B: "idk"
A: "at least 7 people would die."
B: "lard"

by Psynoduem May 7, 2022

Lard

Best example: in the tags down below

Sofia is such a lard

by bobcat bob November 5, 2021

B-Lard

When you smack your homies butt and jam your fingers in the crack unexpectedly.

Yo I got in trouble for giving Robert the B-lard in PE class today

by Flying avocado0712 October 7, 2021

Lard

1. Big booty bitches

Kevin: What the fuck is up LARDASS!!

Stacey: IM NOT FAT!!!!

by Baconbitch99 April 27, 2022